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Sverdlovsk regional prosecutor's office checked the knowledge of traffic rules the staff of the regional traffic police. The test results, to put it mildly, caused bewilderment ... Of the three dozen verifiable Uncle Stёpov questions correctly answered only one. The rest made up to 8 errors. Get the driver's license can only be one who is without error and without prepayment answered all the questions zacheta.



The whole life of the inhabitants of a nursing home in England has changed after the director has brought to the institution of a video game console Nintendo Wii.
"I had not realized how my granddaughter can play these games, - says 88-year-old inhabitant of the nursing home Sunrise Home Barry Edgar. - But now we really enjoy the game. " The oldest gamer 103 years.
"We can not drag our children from the Wii», - said the director of Sunrise Home Jane Naylor. "Before, the elderly cared for the garden, crossword puzzles and playing cards. But once there was a console, they will not hear about it. She captured their attention and much has reduced the gap between the generations "- the official said penitentsiara.

And Sony has refused to repair under the warranty a PlayStation 3 because of the fact that ... the console was too dusty. His decision at Sony explained that the dust, you see, is a danger to the health of the technicians of the company, and therefore the cost of repairs is 150 greenbacks.

In a psychiatric clinic in Romania broke the bear with a bucket on his head. The clinic is located on the mountainous resort of Predeal, Transylvania. The beast was enraged by the fact that the muzzle stuck in a metal bucket. Where the animal took the bucket - not reported. But it is, that is a bear found him, and seeing nothing around, break the door and rushed into the rooms of the hospital. Transylvanian hunters came to the rescue sedated bear tranquilizers. Then, using the fat, they removed the muzzle bear bucket, then sleeping clumsy is not easily brought back into the forest. Psychos were very pleased with all this fuss ...

A group of soldiers of the battalion air assault division K3 (Sweden) mistakenly blew up a house. The incident occurred during a training operation, simulating the storming of a residential building at night. By the time the soldiers realized they made a mistake, they have already managed to blow up the door of the house, and all the windows in it ... "We already there is all cleaned up, threw the wreckage and debris. And of course, the first thing to contact the owner of the house. We were able to negotiate and they are not offended, "- said the representative of the Swedish army K3. This proves once again gentle, peaceful nature of the Swedish Vikings, because the man, whose house was taken down three times by timber (sm.Kaleydoskop №7) - also at no obidelsya.

In a nest gangster named Chicago for a day of 14-year-old posing as a police officer. Servant-teenager somewhere nadybal police uniforms and arrived in one of the areas where he was assigned to patrol the streets ...
The boy did not write out fines, not sat behind the wheel of a police car and did not take up arms. Just patrolled ...
Only after completing its supervisory mate noticed that the teen star is not on the clothes, which is a mandatory part of the form. Subsequently, the boy admitted that he decided to impersonate a police officer, as the dreams of a career in the police.

Police in Italy have arrested a 33 solar-year-old Sicilian Carmelo Baltsari, accused in several robberies. The public took this news with great sadness ... Because when Baltsari robbed banks, he always politely ask the clerk to give him money, and waited patiently until the children come out of the building. He was always very stylish and neatly dressed and softly spoken with employees. One day he did not even rob a bank, after the manager is very strongly he objected to it. In another case, he waited until the woman leaves the house with a baby, and then with obvious regret told the employee that has to rob his bank. "This is a real gentleman. Such robbers will not meet, "- he said with a tear in the eye of a police spokesman. During a farewell tour hop-stopper Carmelo had two months to make ten naletov.

A 73-year-old resident of Romania during his life organized his own funeral. He wanted to make sure that everything goes as it should.
Marin Voinitsa invited to the funeral not only friends, family, and the priest, who agreed in advance to serve a memorial service for him.
"I did everything by the rules. I even dug a grave in the cemetery and lay in it, to feel what it is & quot ;, - told Voinitsa.
In addition, he invited his relatives to practice crying at the funeral slab. However, according to his shocked daughter, "it was more like a wedding than pohorony.

Yekaterinburg, a local human rights activist filed a lawsuit against the town church ... He paid the temple 380 rubles for the soul of the deceased funeral sole test. However, the priest read the burial service otpevatel-soul with the rest of the souls of the departed, violating the principle of one-man ordered rite. Outraged plaintiff demanded their rubles a month ... But the judge listened to the arguments of the priests and decided according to the law court complaint may submit only one who provided poor service, that is the late-in-law and his immortal soul. And they are in the court did not apply to the priest ...

But the US Supreme Court banned the 38-year-old disabled Jarek Komsomolskaya go to court, demanding compensation for violation of their rights ... Verdict - Pan Jarek abuse Disabilities Act. Mr. Komsomolskaya, which after a motorcycle accident was confined to a wheelchair, has filed more than 400 claims for restaurants, cafes, halls for bowling and shops in California. Komsomolskaya sue for lack of parking space for the disabled, for the wrong location of the railings, handrails and ramps and much more, requiring employers to pay him $ 4,000 each day until not yet equipped their enterprises in strict accordance with the federal law on Protection of Disabled Persons. In fear that the court decision adverse to them, many entrepreneurs agreed with Jarek Komsomolskaya amicably ... Thus, in less than two years, quirky Jarek disabled earned several hundred thousand grinbaksov.