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Homosexuality
This told me the real story of a friend of mine who works
German translator. But first I have to explain something
readers.
So, my friend is often necessary to transfer the so-
called "refugees" from the territory of the former Soviet Union. And
transit camp must first pass an interview and answer
German immigration service issues such as "for whatever reasons you
persecuted at home "and" Why come to our beautiful country. " Language
interethnic dialogue with all former Soviet - Russian. We must
said that usually come to Germany for purely economic
reasons, but to stay at least briefly, the reason should be
come up with a political and abruptly. But with the collapse of the reasons for the Union
as if more and I am not, and have to look nouveau Solzhenitsyn
other causes. But Germany, like most European kooky,
too now has strongly advocated the protection of the rights of blue, pink
(lesbian), and other green there. And there was a rumor in the camp
refugees, that in order to stay in Deutschland, just
have a sexual orientation, for which there is still appropriate
an article in the Criminal Code of the country. How to prove this orientation,
I'm sorry, I do not know. Maybe there they put investigative experiment.
Well, here's what happened. Cause my friend translate
interview for another persecuted person. Well, she came in
the office is already sitting bored policeman who is interviewed and
I should carry out. Cause of refugees, and the room included a man, for
which dutifully shuffling his wife and three school age children,
who came from a sun-oil the Caucasian republic. The family, obviously,
Easy and intellect are not mutilated. Guy let's call Mahmoud.
Now the interview.
Police:
- Why did you decide to come to Germany?
Mahmud, is so important:
- And we presleduyut.
- For some reason, you are haunted?
Mahmoud with a Caucasian pride:
- And we have ... this ... gomoseksalisty!
A police officer puts a pen on the table and seriously asks:
- What, and children, too?
Mahmoud as seriously:
- Deti too. By genam pereshlo.
The face of the police starts to twitch, and Mahmoud, seeing it refers to
translator, which is also struggling with cramps:
- Planks, slishish if ne so, you tell him that ne all children, and to sense
two. Treti Malenkov, he ne nauchilsa shock collars.
Allah, so call friend of mine, somehow shifted. The policeman barely
to laugh, beak buried in the report and in a position to
distance of one centimeter records readings of Mahmoud. And according to the law
it is necessary to record it all. And German cop writes "Jr. has not yet learned," and
biting his lips. And Mahmoud sees that something is wrong, but does not understand. Because
inflamed even more:
- Slishish, daughter, yes, if I do say so ne, then znaish, come on you for
I say. Tee znaish well as it should. And I'll sign! And then, znaish in debt
in front of you I will not, Dang eat, eat everything! I was told in the camp, I go
tell me what you gomoseksualschik or whatever ... then leave. And I fery
I know this INTO vaabsche this?
Seeing no response, Mahmud again turned to the policeman:
- A INTO, daragoy, eh? Why Verishen ne? I gomoseksist wife May my atets
gomoseksist, my grandfather was also gomoseksist! Mi all hereditary
gomoseksisty!
Here Alla tears flowed from her eyes, and she left. When she returned,
Police quickly finished the interview and shoved a follower of Moses
out of the office. The path of "refugee" translator looked into his eyes and tormented
inquiries:
- My daughter and tell Harashi yes all yes?
In the same way that Allah earnestly looked him in his eyes and replied:
- Could not be better.
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German translator. But first I have to explain something
readers.
So, my friend is often necessary to transfer the so-
called "refugees" from the territory of the former Soviet Union. And
transit camp must first pass an interview and answer
German immigration service issues such as "for whatever reasons you
persecuted at home "and" Why come to our beautiful country. " Language
interethnic dialogue with all former Soviet - Russian. We must
said that usually come to Germany for purely economic
reasons, but to stay at least briefly, the reason should be
come up with a political and abruptly. But with the collapse of the reasons for the Union
as if more and I am not, and have to look nouveau Solzhenitsyn
other causes. But Germany, like most European kooky,
too now has strongly advocated the protection of the rights of blue, pink
(lesbian), and other green there. And there was a rumor in the camp
refugees, that in order to stay in Deutschland, just
have a sexual orientation, for which there is still appropriate
an article in the Criminal Code of the country. How to prove this orientation,
I'm sorry, I do not know. Maybe there they put investigative experiment.
Well, here's what happened. Cause my friend translate
interview for another persecuted person. Well, she came in
the office is already sitting bored policeman who is interviewed and
I should carry out. Cause of refugees, and the room included a man, for
which dutifully shuffling his wife and three school age children,
who came from a sun-oil the Caucasian republic. The family, obviously,
Easy and intellect are not mutilated. Guy let's call Mahmoud.
Now the interview.
Police:
- Why did you decide to come to Germany?
Mahmud, is so important:
- And we presleduyut.
- For some reason, you are haunted?
Mahmoud with a Caucasian pride:
- And we have ... this ... gomoseksalisty!
A police officer puts a pen on the table and seriously asks:
- What, and children, too?
Mahmoud as seriously:
- Deti too. By genam pereshlo.
The face of the police starts to twitch, and Mahmoud, seeing it refers to
translator, which is also struggling with cramps:
- Planks, slishish if ne so, you tell him that ne all children, and to sense
two. Treti Malenkov, he ne nauchilsa shock collars.
Allah, so call friend of mine, somehow shifted. The policeman barely
to laugh, beak buried in the report and in a position to
distance of one centimeter records readings of Mahmoud. And according to the law
it is necessary to record it all. And German cop writes "Jr. has not yet learned," and
biting his lips. And Mahmoud sees that something is wrong, but does not understand. Because
inflamed even more:
- Slishish, daughter, yes, if I do say so ne, then znaish, come on you for
I say. Tee znaish well as it should. And I'll sign! And then, znaish in debt
in front of you I will not, Dang eat, eat everything! I was told in the camp, I go
tell me what you gomoseksualschik or whatever ... then leave. And I fery
I know this INTO vaabsche this?
Seeing no response, Mahmud again turned to the policeman:
- A INTO, daragoy, eh? Why Verishen ne? I gomoseksist wife May my atets
gomoseksist, my grandfather was also gomoseksist! Mi all hereditary
gomoseksisty!
Here Alla tears flowed from her eyes, and she left. When she returned,
Police quickly finished the interview and shoved a follower of Moses
out of the office. The path of "refugee" translator looked into his eyes and tormented
inquiries:
- My daughter and tell Harashi yes all yes?
In the same way that Allah earnestly looked him in his eyes and replied:
- Could not be better.
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