Heh. New Years is soon

It was New Year. In any city, in the student hostel.
 Students began to advance, and by midnight was already quite insane to start having fun in an adult.
So, one of them decided to play Tarzan. He climbed on the window sill (floor somewhere in the third or fourth), tied a rope to his feet and darted under the hooting down - there on the street.
 The rest looked out - and sobered up. The rope was longer than necessary ... In short, is the new Tarzan in the snow.
Well, povyskaivali from the hostel, all ears raised, let the machine to catch that, then evacuate.
 Yes, there are some car! Before the New Year remains a couple of hours, all at home ...
 In short, a truck caught. We loaded the unhappy boy (and he is unconscious, clear) into the body on the mattress, some to the driver in the cab - and rushed to the hospital.
 Fly on a ramp jump disgruntled nurses (still! They already poured!) Climb into the truck and ... And again all trezveyut: run away! Hetu Tarzan!
 What remains? Harnessed nurses, drivers and give the city a wide chain carded for a deserter: he's drunk all the broken feed, you never know what ...
 We got such a manner - raid - to the hostel and sobered up in the third raz.Otvyazat forgotten!