Decoding

Explanation of "black box" side 1310 747
 Disclaimer: All characters and events are fictitious. All matches are random.

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[Pentagon. Computing Center]
 - That's because the stupid ass! Not exactly asshole! So many people: Tsyrk shit!
 - What is it, Tom?
 - TV included! What's the deal:
 - For what channel?
 - For anyone, damn.
 - Oh, yo: This Hyu York? Manhattan?
 - No, damn, Albanian Disneyland.
 - What happened? Explosion? Where have you just been?
 - At boss. I received an enema. And he was five minutes before this - from the most.
 - So what happened? Shit, these calculations - ever, we do not know: And Pentagon employees, nah!
 - Two of the aircraft, shit. In sequence. Here, here, look - again!
 - Oh, fucking myself: This is a terrorist?
 - Hueristy. Ha now, listen to the recording. Just look - Top Secret! So, right now, what we believe?
 - And you do not know. Probable strategy in the case of Russian aggression:
 - Hahuy. Right now come fag from CNN, the news will be installed. The chief said 70% of the capacity - to Bin Laden, 20 - on various grebes and more
 - Hichego not understand. What's the news? So this is not an attack? Coincidence?
 - I told you - listen to the recording. This is the second Boeing. Bort 1310. Fuck, what a shame! Ha whole world would be better used by terrorists

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 - Damn, what is it? Explosion! Achtung! Tom, what's happening?
 - What's happening! Fucking junkies! That's what happens! Bezhym here! Shit, if you blow over - go to PitstsuHat manager

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[Explanation of "black box" side 1310 747]
 [The captain Theodore Ganushevich further - CC] What a strange smell?
 [2nd pilot Joshua O'Brien, then - 2P] A Hooley, a smell like the smell.
 [Navigator Kirk Conte, hereinafter - W] Not bullshit me, Joshua. Smell ahuenny. Colombia!
 [2P] I'm not saying I do not ahuenny. I say - nothing special in it, gyyy
 [CC] (annoyed) What are you, drunk both? As you talk with the commander?
 What's that smell, I ask you? It looks like: What do you mean, ohueli? Not possible! Idiots!
 [Voice informer, then GI] Habrana height of the second tier.
 [W] Pasta, the engine does not knock, kalёsa
 [QC] Kirk, Joe, no, really, you smoke Ganj? Oh, shit: All are transmitted to the ground: silent, Nariki. Give only to land the plane, you dick once ascend to heaven: you judge it! Fucking junkie:
 [2P] Not stsy commander, everything will beam! Autopilot sit down, fuck. Well, we - 2 hours ftykat devices?
 [W] Joe harosh complain. Teddy case said. Pris silence. Ha now, sip.
 Tx: Thagaga! Oh, shit, it's ridiculous! Sip in your throat!
 Thagagaga!:
 [Stewardess, then C] (inaudible as she rushes into the cabin), Mr. Captain, turn off the intercom! Passengers in a panic!
 [2P] Oh, Jenny, come here, baby. How about to practice oral Elementary?
 [C] What - the oral spoken?
 [2P] Language fool. [sound can be heard, probably unzips]
 [QC] Shut up! Motherfuckers! Ha my board - addicts! Jenny, close the door, the passengers will run across here right now, there is already heard - someone shouts.
 [2P] Kirk, it annoys me. [There is the sound is likely to strike, and then the sounds of the struggle]
 [W] Teddy, sit quietly. Like this. Joshua, you have to catch up. Score.
 Jenny, do not rock the boat, there is a parachute rope, 5 tons of sustain.
 [9780 board] The board in 1310 that you have going on?
 [2P] Is that you, Andrew?
 [Bort 9780] Oh, Joe! How's it going, bald scumbag?
 [W] Andrew, we've got a mutiny on the ship. Thagagaga. Teddy does not give shyshki smoking.
 [Bort 9780] So it overboard! As in England. Gyyyy
 [Bort 9780] And we all fly without a commander. He's a bitch, even at the buffet nableval.
 [9780 board] Joe, you read Richard Bach? Well this is our colleague niibatsa:
 [W] Yes fag he
 [Bort 9780] Kirk, do not bullshit me: I have about it: he writes that some shmuck made a "barrel" * on the DC-130 in the 70 th
 [GI] The height of 12000, speed 500, lifting +20
 [W] DC-130 ??? And fuck, we have also mogem.
 [QC] Bastards! Passenger think!
 [W] Ted, do not bullshit me. Sit - sit. Juli noise.
 [9780 board]. And let's dispute. Heebet.
 [2P] Shit, come on. Pontovatsya - get.
 [Bort 9780] Joshua when I pontovatsya? Remember in college you said
 [2P] Andrew, let's not Oh, shit, well, pret. Let's take the case. Not a barrel, and in the bank 90 - between two vertical prepyatstviyami. Going?
 [Manhattan Tower, then MV] (nervously) board 9780, 1310 board that you have going on? Hablyudayu change of course. Why deviate from the route?
 [Bort 9780] The tower, go fuck. Joshua WTC suit? I am the first, you're with me. Let's see who's Ponte. Tom, you ohuel! Leave heels, fag! 1310 êàî, follow me!
 We solve our long-standing dispute!

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[MV] Alert! Calling air forces! Air raid!

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[W] Joe can, well, Evo Forums, eh? Oh, shit, look - in the right tower lit something!
 [2P] Not ssy, it at yuppie break. Gyyy!
 [GI] The critical roll, critical roll. I turn on the machine.
 [GI] Stable obstacle, fixed obstacle.
 [Stop the tape]
 - Maneuvers. The plane is rotated by 360 degrees about the longitudinal axis.