SMS fun

Short text messages from mobile phone to mobile have become part of our lives. Sometimes they can even be a good idea to amuse the recipient!

1. "Alex, we had a girl! Thank you so much now, Serge. "

2. "Dad, call home. I can not find sawdust from a hamster. "

3. "I'm at the cemetery with my grandmother Shura, now 5 years of death.
 I'll be there soon. I brought back a lot of delicious. Kisses, Mom. "

4. "This is Sergey, son of Andrew."

5. "Maxim, thank you and dad, they were at the grave of his grandmother. Kisses, Grandma. "

6. "Andrew, we bought a gorgeous muzzle, come."

7. "Buy toilet paper and something to drink."

8. "My dear, I have not left the country, because I do not loosen the wheel."

9. "Jora, are you alive? I was plagued by vague doubts. "

10. "Michael, this is my mother. I have a big request to you, take Ilya mask, he can go for a swim in it and drown. It told me Valera. Call me and threw it on the road. "

11. "Kate, came an irate neighbor coupled idle on the phone."

12. "What, again, took off his pants and did not hear the pager?»

13. "I can not even sit down. Thank you for a lovely holiday. Sveta".

14. "Nick, I'm waiting for you at the anus."

15. "Come on foot. Come to me. "

16. "The cash register is broken. Check squeaks and climbs. Larissa ".

17. "Honey, take urgent Masha kindergarten. Come, let us cook jelly! »

18. "Honey, I go down, I do not kiss, my wife»

19. "Lena, take my grandmother in a red bag KEYS TO CHAINSAW»

20. "Buy toilet paper and go home URGENT !!!!!!»

21. "Bring sausage, eggs, toilet paper, shampoo, and something for dessert."

22. "Valera, otbey me something. Masha ".

Sergej Kozlov