U-ly-Boch-ku!

I love the work, like salary!
More and more, I myself in this fishing.
I love the boss: he is better than others!
And Bossova boss and all the rest.
I love my office, its placement.
And to leave, I feel disgusted.
I love my furniture, damp and gray,
The papers, which in God I believe!
I love my chair in a cell without light,
And in the world there is no more beloved object!
I love and equal to me on the situation.
They leer, ridicule, mockery.
My dear Computer Display and I personally
Sneak a whole, even though they are indifferent
And every time again and again,
I occasionally silyus understand !!!
I am happy to be here; and it is not weakened
Favorite work Happy slave.
I rules and schedule adore,
I like meetings, although there asleep.
I love the work I say austere;
And these elegant, all white people,
Came to see me today,
With a desire somewhere to put me !!!





 - Well, che, went out of the woods? Che stand?
 - Lence, you know, in the carburetor condensate ...
 - Damn, you Peugeot on the injectors, and my natural color - Brown! Come on, I say!




How bad nonnative adapt our ear to the Soviet foreign words. Our correspondents interviewed in Kyiv, "What is the main global search engine on the Internet." The answers were as follows:
1. Google - 49%
2. Gulgol - 12%
3. googol - 10%
4. Gugyl - 10%
Guga 5 - 8%
6. Guguli - 4%
7. Gugyl - 2%
8. Gogol - 1%
9. GulGul - 0, 4%
10. Gogel - 0, 3%
11. Gugel - 0, 2%
12. Gygyl - 0, 1%
13. Agulla - 0, 1%
14. Zhugul -0, 1%
15. Gozhul - 0, 1%
16. Zuzul - 0, 1%
17. Zhozhle - 0, 1%
18. Meta - 0, 1%




Rides guy on the subway. He is sitting, reading a book. At the stop includes an elderly lady. The boy jumps up, gives way. Lady sits.
 - Young man, you are in St. Petersburg?
 - Yes, but how did you guess?
 - And you tell me the place gave way.
 - And you're not from Moscow, an hour?
 - Yes, but how did you guess?
 - You give me even a "thank you" were not told.





The most unfortunate animal - octopus. He and legs from the ears, and hands of assholes, and asshole itself - with ears, and brains, in fact, also in the ass ...