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"Hedgehog in the Fog" You know what? Hedgehog goes to drink tea with a bear, but on the way gets lost, spends some time in the fog, meets a horse and drowns for some time. Everything ends well, and the cartoon has a lot of mature adepts, but let’s be honest – this is a very terrible cartoon about existential horror, which, of course, fits perfectly into the canvas of Russian reality, but why tell all this to innocent children. Give them a chance.
Penguins. Perhaps the most terrible cartoon in the history of mankind. A good and strong penguin laid an egg (don't ask). For some reason in the cartoon, all penguins are boys, but the main problem is not that, and then he got hungry and decided to go fishing, asking a penguin friend to look after the testicle for a while. A penguin friend dropped an egg in the water and replaced it with a stone. An unsuspecting good and strong penguin returns full and begins to incubate the stone further, love it and take care of it in every possible way. Despite the fact that the rest of the penguins have long hatched, our hero does not give up and even takes an egg with him on a long swim, when winter begins and it is time to run south. In this particular case, the swim is not so long, as under the weight of a stone, a good and strong penguin sinks.
"Mom for a Mammoth." A miracle happens far, far north. He sleeps, and then the last mammoth wakes up and starts calling his mother. The wise walrus informs him that he is the only member of his species, puts him on an ice floe and sends the child and orphan alone to Africa, where (the walrus is not sure, but it seems) live beasts that are about the size of the mammoth ears and nose. Mammoth manages to survive the swim, and he is adopted by a slightly stunned elephant, but we know that she is not his mother, and his mother died. Dead. And that song. Heartbreaking.
The Return of the Prodigal Parrot The kind and impossibly patient boy Vovka has a vile parrot Kesha, a liar, an egoist and generally an ungrateful type, whom Vovka loves very much, it is unclear why. The boy stoically repeatedly pulls the parrot out of all the troubles that Kesha arranges for himself. Vovka in the course of the cartoon a lot and undeservedly suffers from the antics of this useless bird, but Kesha does not part. That is, in fact, it is a cartoon about the fact that no matter how stupid you are, there will always be a person who will put his life on taking care of you. Or that if you're a good person, you've got to take care of all these assholes.
"Three of Prostokvashino" While parents-kidalts rest in the resorts and in general what the hell do, not by age judicious boy-hipster Uncle Fedor, who prefers to communicate with animals who speak beautiful Russian, downshift in the Russian outback, establishes life there and generally copes with life difficulties better than any adult. The work is dangerous because it can convey to children too early the idea that parents, whatever they may be, may not share your life principles. And the fact that modern parents are of little use. How are children enriched with this knowledge asked, then raise? The cartoon is great, but it is better to watch it after forty, so as not to discourage.
"The Mit" While the careless mother is lying on the couch, reading a book and smoking (especially insulting that the woman has an intelligent appearance and manners), completely uninterested in the only daughter, the lonely child watches with longing as happier children play in the yard with their dogs. The desperate attempt of the child to bring a puppy into the house ends in tragedy - a heartless mother demands to throw out of the apartment not in time described living creature. The poor child begins to hallucinate: one of the red mittens turns into a cute and shoddy puppy, with whom you can now play. The mother guesses to get a real dog only when the girl, having walked around with a mitten on the street, tries to give her milk. Still, it’s too late to start saving for years of psychoanalysis — when I was six, I thought my mitten was a puppy. I fed the mitten, walked with it, participated in a dog show and caressed it with my little baby hands. Doctor, how do I live with this?
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Penguins. Perhaps the most terrible cartoon in the history of mankind. A good and strong penguin laid an egg (don't ask). For some reason in the cartoon, all penguins are boys, but the main problem is not that, and then he got hungry and decided to go fishing, asking a penguin friend to look after the testicle for a while. A penguin friend dropped an egg in the water and replaced it with a stone. An unsuspecting good and strong penguin returns full and begins to incubate the stone further, love it and take care of it in every possible way. Despite the fact that the rest of the penguins have long hatched, our hero does not give up and even takes an egg with him on a long swim, when winter begins and it is time to run south. In this particular case, the swim is not so long, as under the weight of a stone, a good and strong penguin sinks.
"Mom for a Mammoth." A miracle happens far, far north. He sleeps, and then the last mammoth wakes up and starts calling his mother. The wise walrus informs him that he is the only member of his species, puts him on an ice floe and sends the child and orphan alone to Africa, where (the walrus is not sure, but it seems) live beasts that are about the size of the mammoth ears and nose. Mammoth manages to survive the swim, and he is adopted by a slightly stunned elephant, but we know that she is not his mother, and his mother died. Dead. And that song. Heartbreaking.
The Return of the Prodigal Parrot The kind and impossibly patient boy Vovka has a vile parrot Kesha, a liar, an egoist and generally an ungrateful type, whom Vovka loves very much, it is unclear why. The boy stoically repeatedly pulls the parrot out of all the troubles that Kesha arranges for himself. Vovka in the course of the cartoon a lot and undeservedly suffers from the antics of this useless bird, but Kesha does not part. That is, in fact, it is a cartoon about the fact that no matter how stupid you are, there will always be a person who will put his life on taking care of you. Or that if you're a good person, you've got to take care of all these assholes.
"Three of Prostokvashino" While parents-kidalts rest in the resorts and in general what the hell do, not by age judicious boy-hipster Uncle Fedor, who prefers to communicate with animals who speak beautiful Russian, downshift in the Russian outback, establishes life there and generally copes with life difficulties better than any adult. The work is dangerous because it can convey to children too early the idea that parents, whatever they may be, may not share your life principles. And the fact that modern parents are of little use. How are children enriched with this knowledge asked, then raise? The cartoon is great, but it is better to watch it after forty, so as not to discourage.
"The Mit" While the careless mother is lying on the couch, reading a book and smoking (especially insulting that the woman has an intelligent appearance and manners), completely uninterested in the only daughter, the lonely child watches with longing as happier children play in the yard with their dogs. The desperate attempt of the child to bring a puppy into the house ends in tragedy - a heartless mother demands to throw out of the apartment not in time described living creature. The poor child begins to hallucinate: one of the red mittens turns into a cute and shoddy puppy, with whom you can now play. The mother guesses to get a real dog only when the girl, having walked around with a mitten on the street, tries to give her milk. Still, it’s too late to start saving for years of psychoanalysis — when I was six, I thought my mitten was a puppy. I fed the mitten, walked with it, participated in a dog show and caressed it with my little baby hands. Doctor, how do I live with this?
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