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Capricorn



The main problem of Capricorn in the preparation for the New Year - it's them, capricornian birthday. Planning for the upcoming holidays stands on two pillars: "how much money I have?" And "what state my liver?". Experienced Capricorns transform these whales in a single monolith, "how much donor liver?". The answers to these questions depends decision - to celebrate all at once or is it split the party into two stages. Advantages of the second embodiment are obvious (presents greater), the same disadvantages are dependent on the state of the liver. As a result, as a rule, everything depends on the specific dates - the probability of solving shoot out at a time is directly proportional to the interval between the day of birth and 31 th of December.

Aquarius

Aquarius the New Year preparing carefully - Aquarius shaves his legs. Unless, of course, it's a girl, Aquarius. Boy Aquarius will not shave your legs, but the essence will not change - New Year's Eve Aquarians prefer drunk sex. And Aquarius, as we all know, these are special creatures that even to his own "Sneezy" pick up a powerful existential thesis. Therefore, the rejection of noisy party in favor of sex they motivate simple but killer argument: "how to celebrate and spend." Well, that next year they will technically be at work, so this is detail.

Fish



On the one hand, you can go to Kuznetsov. But Kuznetsov will Selivanov, and I can not stand them. On the other hand, the party in the club - it's a bad music that you can not turn off the stupid contests and lots of mayonnaise in a salad. One could, of course, go to the old company and spend the holiday with people who had not seen for many years, but I jumped a pimple. Fish does not know how to celebrate the New Year. Fish has not yet been decided. Because everything is difficult.

Aries

Aries is not preparing for the 31 th of December - not the scale. Normal Aries 60 seconds to paint all the way up to Christmas, but better - to Epiphany. Baths, sleds and Roma. If Aries small budget, then he will act as attendant, dancing bear, cab and his horse. If Aries is not particularly tight budget and still caught courage, by the end of January, is not very sober Earth at risk encounter celestial axis. At the same time preparing Aries is not necessary - they have it all as a matter of coming out.

Taurus



In the classic Taurus holiday laid out by the hour in March. The average Taurus knows exactly where he will go, what will be wearing and how he "will never be thirsty." Taurus level 80 starts cooking jellied two weeks before the holiday. Five minutes to midnight at the Taurus full oven food, and the Taurus, locked in the bathroom, will build upon the quarterly report, because it is also necessary to have time. Actually, on the plans "to add a quarterly report" perfect harmony and destroyed. Because the calf, which "would not be drinking" - does not happen. Where incur drunk calf? Yes anywhere. Though here to Aries, in fact just the lack of livery horses and talking bears.

Gemini



New Year comes to the Twins suddenly. "In what sense - Today the thirty-first?" - They clarify confused - "Yesterday was the tenth." Then Gemini several times clap eyes on calendar - Weathertop ... Winning the laws of physics with one hand, Gemini converted our planet into a black hole, where minute tends to infinity. Classic Gemini for the remaining of the old, three and a half hours time to get a haircut at the barber shop is already closed, cook meals for twenty people and write a Christmas play for guests. Oh, and buy a Christmas tree. Then fall into a chair and moan: "let me have a drink, the fascists."

Cancer



New Year for Cancer - holiday intimate and planned accordingly. Any family or close friends. Because it's important. These introductory virtually guarantee that all of December will reflect on Cancer on the themes "that they give?" And "suddenly they do not like, can vary, it is too late?". But all this is the place to be if someone Cancer hindsight does not give to drink in mid-December: Cancer drunk turns into Aries and can accidentally buy tickets to Thailand. And begin to reflect, sober in February on Samui.

Leo



Leo at any cost. He is preparing for the holidays carefully and thoughtfully. With plainly and emphatically. His guests will have the best food, the most interesting cultural program and the best gifts. Guests will sit under the most beautiful Christmas tree and listen to the coolest music. Moreover, all these pleasures of life Leo give relatives and friends absolutely free. He is enough of the fact that you are worthless, clearly realize who's the king of beasts, and who do so - sparrow nakakal.

Virgo

There are two factors: 1) Virgin Holidays love; 2) Virgin - nature activities. If you put both factors in a flask, then a mixture where the hard part (Olivier) sinks to the bottom, and covers it with a lighter portion (smeared with mayonnaise dress). When the reaction gives off explosive liquid, acidic pH 7, 4 (tears). Holiday - so iconic event that advanced Virgin can even arrange unscheduled repairs to enter the new year with a new home. As a rule, it all ends with a nice party games on "careful not to stumble" and guests, falling asleep in an embrace with sheets of drywall.

Libra



Libra planned ten variants of the New Year. And three more spare. The problem is what to choose. And all so good ... why experienced Scales do not bother planning, and in response to persistent questions of the second half wave their hands - they say, is necessary to live, for another two weeks, suddenly icicle on his head? So, in spite of its natural dualism is the wisest zodiac sign in the current context.

Scorpio



Scorpio is prepared carefully. 146% preparing Scorpio. That is, it will make Brazilian hair removal, even if he had to stand all the New Year's Eve dressed as a polar bear. In this case, Scorpio clearly aware that he will be the star of this (and any other) night, even if it comes Shaggy and in pajamas. But still preparing. Because what's called the Scorpion - get in the crystals.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius is planning to sleep. Because as you can as already ?! Well, then, decides to Sagittarius. At first I slept off until two o'clock. Then eat. Then lazily read feysbuchek drinking alcohol. Then I go to bed, to the New Year to be in shape. Listen to the chimes, all whole, I go to bed. Here's a great plan. Never worked, but beautiful in itself, and as a dream.

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