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In memory of Mark Twain devoted.
"Dad," Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain was not only one of the wittiest writers of all time, but also a great joker. Therefore, in his free time, he liked to write in a variety of newspapers denials about his death. Something like, "The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated." In the end, he got all the editors, and they have agreed to attribute to this message "Sorry».
Unfortunately, April 21, 1910, these rumors became true.
About life
The only way to keep health - this is what you do not want, drink what you do not like, and do not like.
Good friends, good books and sleeping conscience - that's perfect life.
You can not rely on the eyes if the imagination is out of focus.
Pessimism - it's just a word that is called wisdom nervous.
To be happy, you must live in their own paradise! Do you think that the same heaven can satisfy all people without exception?
It is necessary to give my word that you will not do something like this will certainly want to.
Summer - a time of year when it is very hot, to deal with things that are engaged in the winter it was very cold.
There is nothing more annoying than a good example.
It is remarkable that America was discovered, but it would be much more wonderful if Columbus sailed past.
Anyone who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can not read them.
Who does not know where he was going, very surprised, hitting the wrong place.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been before.
Thousands of geniuses live and die nameless - any other unrecognized or unrecognized themselves.
The right to stupidity - one of the guarantees of free development of personality.
Classic - what everyone considers it necessary to read and no one reads.
The worst loneliness - when a person is uncomfortable with himself. Oh man
Create a person - was nice and original idea. But after that create the sheep - meant to be repeated.
If all men think alike, no one then would not play at the races.
It is a pity that the serpent in paradise was not forbidden - then Adam probably would have eaten it.
Once in a lifetime fortune knocks at the door of every man, but the man is often in a neighboring saloon and does not hear any knocking.
In fifty people can be an ass without being an optimist, but it can not be optimistic, not being an ass.
We like people who boldly tell us what they think, as long as they think the same as we.
"Children and fools always speak the truth," - says an old wisdom. The conclusion is clear: adults and wise men never speak the truth.
April 1 - the day reminds us of who we are all the other 364 days.
There is no more pathetic than a man explains his joke.
God created man because he was disappointed in the monkey. After that, he refused further experiments.
Often, the surest way to introduce human error - tell him the truth.
Be nice - the person wears it so!
Unfortunately, April 21, 1910, these rumors became true.
About life
The only way to keep health - this is what you do not want, drink what you do not like, and do not like.
Good friends, good books and sleeping conscience - that's perfect life.
You can not rely on the eyes if the imagination is out of focus.
Pessimism - it's just a word that is called wisdom nervous.
To be happy, you must live in their own paradise! Do you think that the same heaven can satisfy all people without exception?
It is necessary to give my word that you will not do something like this will certainly want to.
Summer - a time of year when it is very hot, to deal with things that are engaged in the winter it was very cold.
There is nothing more annoying than a good example.
It is remarkable that America was discovered, but it would be much more wonderful if Columbus sailed past.
Anyone who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can not read them.
Who does not know where he was going, very surprised, hitting the wrong place.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been before.
Thousands of geniuses live and die nameless - any other unrecognized or unrecognized themselves.
The right to stupidity - one of the guarantees of free development of personality.
Classic - what everyone considers it necessary to read and no one reads.
The worst loneliness - when a person is uncomfortable with himself. Oh man
Create a person - was nice and original idea. But after that create the sheep - meant to be repeated.
If all men think alike, no one then would not play at the races.
It is a pity that the serpent in paradise was not forbidden - then Adam probably would have eaten it.
Once in a lifetime fortune knocks at the door of every man, but the man is often in a neighboring saloon and does not hear any knocking.
In fifty people can be an ass without being an optimist, but it can not be optimistic, not being an ass.
We like people who boldly tell us what they think, as long as they think the same as we.
"Children and fools always speak the truth," - says an old wisdom. The conclusion is clear: adults and wise men never speak the truth.
April 1 - the day reminds us of who we are all the other 364 days.
There is no more pathetic than a man explains his joke.
God created man because he was disappointed in the monkey. After that, he refused further experiments.
Often, the surest way to introduce human error - tell him the truth.
Be nice - the person wears it so!
