Guessing on cockroaches

Catch a cockroach in the kitchen and look closely to it.

If a cockroach vigorous and healthy, then you have at home all right.

If a cockroach sluggish - Get your wife, she feeds you bad

If strictly black cockroach - you will find a promotion.

If the cockroach - in love with you blonde.

If a cockroach green - it to the big money in the currency.

If the cockroach moves all the time mustache - you're an energetic, agile, can not sit idle.

If the cockroach stopped - you philosopher !!!

If the cockroach has surprised look - around you little value.

If a cockroach scared - you are a person who knows how to have his own.

If a cockroach bright blue, horned and says the human voice - congratulations, you have delirium tremens.

Now measure the cockroach.

If the length is less than 1 cm cockroach - you can rely on family life.

If the length is greater than 3 cm cockroach - you are a person looking for.

If the scope is a cockroach mustache length of your nose - you inquisitive person.

If one cockroach mustache noticeably shorter than the second - you have not realized their potential.

If the total length of the whiskers cockroach equal to the length of his body, multiplied by the square root of the diameter of its belly and divided by the logarithm of the number of its legs - you thorough and meticulous person.

If the cockroach legs evenly distributed all over his body - you need just in case seem psychiatrist.

If the length of the cockroach is its width - so this bug.

Release cockroach.

If he runs straight - you still ahead.

If he runs to the left - you will be an exciting meeting.

If he runs to the right - Get Service: you podsizhivayut.

If he runs back to you - oh, you are an interesting person.

If he does not run - he was dead.