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Three o'clock in the morning. Husband and wife sleep. Suddenly the doorbell rang. Husband, mother and goes to open.
 Stands on the threshold of a man, obviously screwy:
 - Friend, come with me, here beside me tolkanut help.
 - You, man, really, what? Three o'clock in the morning. Go someone else to ask.
 The husband goes back to bed. The wife asks who came.
 - Yes, some goat stuck asked him to push. I sent it.
 - You're just a beast of some kind. Remember how we have the engine stalled, but the rain and we were a guy pushing a whole hour? What are you, a man can not help out?
 Husband, cursing again, gets out of bed, getting dressed. Overlooking the yard in the dark.
Shouts:
 - Man! Where are you?
 Out of the darkness:
 - Here I am! Come here!
 - But where is here?
 - Well, here on the swing!