Funny jokes

Above the city is the third day hanging Estonian skydivers ...

Two intepnetchika:
 - Popinguy!
 - From popinguya I hear!

 - Well, I believe that you are in excellent condition ...
 The patient takes a moment later, there was a roar.
Rushes doctor - patient is dead.
 Sister - cries the doctor, quickly grab his legs.
 - Why?
 - We have to expand it as if he was a member of the office and not out of it.

He came to work in a kindergarten torchёk.
 He sat on the floor, the children in the circle of his run, play their games.
 He, without hesitation, lit a bong.
 Here comes up to him and Masha says:
 - Uncle, and tell us a story.
 - A fairy tale? Well. Fairy tales, so the tale.
 Tightens and starts:
 - Running hare in the woods ...
 Again delayed:
 - He runs it, then runs ...
 Again draws:
 - He runs, runs ... Runs ... he runs through the woods ... Runs ... And POLETEEEL !!!