Anecdotes

Soldier stpoybata ppisel pepekupit.
 He pulls out a pack of Belomopa, otkpyvaya, reads aloud:
 - Minzdpav ppeduppezhdaet: kupenie vpeda your zdo.povo.
 Lit, inhaled:
 - That's because bl # di, and spades on something they do not write!

We built a hospital in the forest animals.
Wolf comes and sees all the animals have venereal cabinet sitting.
 - Well, syphilitic Got Game ?!
 - And where are you going?
 - And I to the eye. When I write, my eyes from the pain cuts.

A man is walking past the sandbox and saw a little girl methodically ripping teddy bear.
 Girl, and you do not love animals? ..
 She looks at him a hard look:
 I and the people is not very ...

Call to fipm on ppodazhe komp'yute.p and accessories:
 - Zdpaste, liquid monitopy you have? Ppodavets found spazu:
 - How much you litp: 15, 17, 19 ... ??

Action at the entrance to a gay club: Every tenth - every eleventh!

I wake up in the morning and finds the lieutenant Rzhev in his mouth crimson bone.
Beckons orderly and asks:
 - Stepan, from my mouth crimson bone when I did not eat the summer raspberries.
 - You, Your Honour, yesterday passionately kissed Natasha Rostova. She did blow the colonel, who boasted that tr @ hnul in w # n, orderly, who ate a jar of raspberry jam.