:))) Hmm

Inspired by yesterday's march to the market.
 There is a glorious city of Kharkov market Barabashev.
And is there such a thing as a "Country Team" (three buses virgins from 15 to 55 weight from 80 to 160 kg from the nearby villages, all with huge market bags).
 It was in the year 98-99 ...
 I was walking on the tray with cosmetics and other crap, shampoo, soap, etc.
 Then on the horizon appears a representative of the rural landing - 22-25 years old lass, chest - 4 size, weight 90 kg. height 160 cm.
 He stops near the tray and begins to look for something ...
 Saleswoman: Girl, what you show, say, advise ...
 She: I chi yak them ... Laying Suka ...
 Saleswoman: Here take this Always - very good!
 She: No, Won trash ...
 Saleswoman: ??? And why are they "trash»
 She: And their rotten duzhe styraty ...
 - Dumb - she: (Surprised) - Chogo you laughs, you yih poprobuyte vystyraty soap !!!
 - All lie and cry

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