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This story happened to one of my friends. He works in a riot a huge wild boar, 110 kg and growth under 2 metra.On, everything else tolkinistov (well know chain mail, sword true, armor, etc.).
 And he goes once home to one such exercise, armor did not shoot himself with a sword behind sticks out walks to his entrance, and there are two obdolblennyh narco. The conversation:
 "Hey, you, man, give ducat»
 that he - "pshel here, jogging»
 "Yes you che man talk so boldly?»
 It jumps to him and gets hit (a good) on the forehead. Falls. The second sharpening narco snatches from his pocket and side karifanu tyk! Tyk! And he mailed - probesh FIG. He pushes narco with sharpening, slowly pulls out from behind his sword ... and grit his terrible voice - "Well schaz that will ...»
 Narco drops sharpening, opens his mouth and small steps backs to the wall. After a few seconds, falls to his knees and yells:
 "Forgive HIGHLANDER without knowing !!!!»

Sent Dmitri