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How to write Bont (by Edward de Bono)

Terms:
 # The first line describes some unusual behavior. The more bizarre the better.
 # Second line: gives you an explanation for this bizarre behavior.
 # The third line: gives the result or outcome of this behavior.
 # Four line: formulating a "philosophical" thinking about life in general, but arising out of the situation:

Examples:

Fish climbs a birch
 He wants to ride out the cold
 Do not get her to
 Sleep at home in the cold!

Janitor plays the violin with a broom
 Broom his main tool
 Let it offends the feelings of critics
 Each in his own sees art

Here are some fun examples dump.iof.ru:

Tabletochku euthanasia I chewed
 Try it and you ... Come?
 I have grave dug you.
 Zhyzni - a very complicated thing ...

Around the corner a bear shit
 I wanted to catch him
 I flew off the feathered beast
 Fly a helicopter too

is a fly on the table
 she does not have wings
 but she finds food
 because life-struggle

People eat rubber,
 People are very hungry.
 May they all rest,
 If only there was no war.

Dad edit Leningrad
 Mother's fancy man will be glad
 Mother's fancy man - our neighbor
 Daddy buy me a moped

Srёt cow on the fly
 After being taken to a cow TU
 Cow shit will kill someone
 Fly Aeroflot