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70s. A lecture on the international situation at the enterprise.
 Lecturer speaks long and tedious. At the end of the leader asks the question: "Are there any questions to the lecturer?" As usual, no questions. Everybody wants to quickly disperse to their homes.
Suddenly, from the back of the form inconspicuous little man pulls out and asks suddenly brave and frank at the time the question is:
 - Comrade lecturer, you talked a lot and did not say anything specific. You tell me, honestly, the third world war will be?
 Lecturer at first somewhat taken aback by such impudence (20 years it nobody asked "uncomfortable" questions), came to his senses and said:
 - You know, judging by the way the international situation, it is estimated experts, the third world war is likely to be. Are there any other questions?
 Peasant is not appeased:
 - Comrade speaker, you really agree if the third world war will be, to whom?
 Lecturer:
 - Well, again, according to the emerging trends in world politics, given the assessment of specialists in international relations, our most likely opponent in the 3rd World War - is China. Are there any other questions?
 Peasant:
 - I still can not wait on you a specific answer. If a third world war will be, who will win it? We are 250 million Chinese and a half billion.
 Lecturer:
 - Well, comrades, you know that in modern warfare strength is not the deciding factor, as it was in past wars.
 Take, for example, the Middle East. 5 million Jews are fighting against 50 million Arabs and constantly wins. Are there any other questions?
 - Tell me, we have enough Jews?