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Ukraine: The first day after the Euro 2012
- Public utilities are dismantling a brand new asphalt on the roads. Kolesnikov took it in Germany only for a month;
- In the new terminal, the Lviv airport, as planned, opened the clothing market;
- The police finally stopped to simulate knowledge of English and spoke again on the familiar hair dryer;
- Prostitutes, well earned during the Euro, massively buying up seats in parliament. They're planning to create their own faction, "Labour Ukraine»;
- The Russian team, returning from Ukraine, taking the Crimea;
- Viktor Yanukovych in the direct appeal congratulated the Ukrainian people on the completion of the Winter Olympics in Ukraine;
- On the firing range of the Chernobyl nuclear waste buried the results of thousands of bio-toilets;
- Catherine Osadchaya still walks with a ball on his head. So powerful free kick Oleksandr Aliev;
- From Ukrainian hotels have begun to fall off in large sprocket; [next]
- The Dutch team is still paying the penalty for smoking in the elevator;
- On high-speed trains "Hyundai" sat radiate emblem Dnepropetrovsk Railcar;
- Kolesnikov Blokhin expelled for what he did not let him in the same match. "Who is more deserving than me ??" - Emotionally, he explained his decision;
- North Korea's footballers were sent to correctional work in the mines for the misses at Euro 2012;
- Ukraine has filed a complaint against the referee that the ball is not counted Milevsky hand. "We are always rank" - the argument of the Ukrainian side;
- English hooligans have begun to be discharged from Theophany;
- The English language is filled with new words «blyat», «pidaras», «kuda bjosh invalid»;
- Using Kiev street signs, during the Euro 1240 missing fans;
- According to estimates of the organizers, husks semochok eaten during Euro fans can fill up the territory of modern Hungary;
- Bear Grylls - the author of "Man vs. Wild" - was injured right at the Kiev station, when he asked for a cigarette in the toilet. Manual "Discovery" still can not contact him. Now his fate remains unknown;
- British scientists finished decoding the welcome speech of the Prime Minister of Ukraine;
- According to the press service of the head of state, in the final match of the Cup of the President of Ukraine congratulated joyful whistling;
- The opposition has said it collected 80-strong meeting at the Olympic during the final of Euro 2012;
- Herman said, "Yes, I Mana!" And took a vacation at his own expense;
- After the departure of the last aircraft, Yuriy Lutsenko sketched SOS sign on the roof of the prison housing;
- From the trees around the stadium MChSniki shoot other children.
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Nogami nepinayte translated from Ukrainian Rusca Nesil
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- In the new terminal, the Lviv airport, as planned, opened the clothing market;
- The police finally stopped to simulate knowledge of English and spoke again on the familiar hair dryer;
- Prostitutes, well earned during the Euro, massively buying up seats in parliament. They're planning to create their own faction, "Labour Ukraine»;
- The Russian team, returning from Ukraine, taking the Crimea;
- Viktor Yanukovych in the direct appeal congratulated the Ukrainian people on the completion of the Winter Olympics in Ukraine;
- On the firing range of the Chernobyl nuclear waste buried the results of thousands of bio-toilets;
- Catherine Osadchaya still walks with a ball on his head. So powerful free kick Oleksandr Aliev;
- From Ukrainian hotels have begun to fall off in large sprocket; [next]
- The Dutch team is still paying the penalty for smoking in the elevator;
- On high-speed trains "Hyundai" sat radiate emblem Dnepropetrovsk Railcar;
- Kolesnikov Blokhin expelled for what he did not let him in the same match. "Who is more deserving than me ??" - Emotionally, he explained his decision;
- North Korea's footballers were sent to correctional work in the mines for the misses at Euro 2012;
- Ukraine has filed a complaint against the referee that the ball is not counted Milevsky hand. "We are always rank" - the argument of the Ukrainian side;
- English hooligans have begun to be discharged from Theophany;
- The English language is filled with new words «blyat», «pidaras», «kuda bjosh invalid»;
- Using Kiev street signs, during the Euro 1240 missing fans;
- According to estimates of the organizers, husks semochok eaten during Euro fans can fill up the territory of modern Hungary;
- Bear Grylls - the author of "Man vs. Wild" - was injured right at the Kiev station, when he asked for a cigarette in the toilet. Manual "Discovery" still can not contact him. Now his fate remains unknown;
- British scientists finished decoding the welcome speech of the Prime Minister of Ukraine;
- According to the press service of the head of state, in the final match of the Cup of the President of Ukraine congratulated joyful whistling;
- The opposition has said it collected 80-strong meeting at the Olympic during the final of Euro 2012;
- Herman said, "Yes, I Mana!" And took a vacation at his own expense;
- After the departure of the last aircraft, Yuriy Lutsenko sketched SOS sign on the roof of the prison housing;
- From the trees around the stadium MChSniki shoot other children.
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Nogami nepinayte translated from Ukrainian Rusca Nesil
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