New haircut

Female version
 - Wow, you've done a new hairstyle! How great!
 - The Truth? So, I do not think so, I immediately looked in the mirror. Do you think they are not very much curl?
 - No, you're all great! I also wanted to first make yourself a haircut, but then I thought that I too round face. So it is better to leave things as they are.
 - Are you serious? You have a beautiful face! So you can easily make yourself one of the new hairstyles, which are now in fashion, you will have a stunning view! I also wanted to imagine something like this done, but I did not want to open the neck.
 - So you have the same beautiful neck, so I would! Then these huge shoulders are not so rushed to the eye.
 - You're crazy! I know girls who would give anything for it to have the shoulders as you. So you go all the dresses! Look at my hands, you see what they are short? If my shoulders were wider, I would have no problem with the choice of clothes.
 - Oh, do not make me laugh! After all, men and fall at your feet!
 Okay, it's late, I have to run. So Long!
 - Bye, see you there!

Male version
 - What fool?
 - Yup.