Guessing on cockroach

Catch a cockroach in the kitchen and look closely to it.
 * If a cockroach vigorous and healthy, then you have the house all right.
 * If a cockroach kvely - Get his wife, it is poorly feeds you.
 * If a strictly black cockroach - you will be promoted.
 * If a cockroach - you are in love with the blonde.
 * If the green cockroach - is to big money in the currency.
 * If a cockroach mustache wiggles all the time - you are an energetic, agile, can not sit around.
 * If the cockroach stopped - you philosopher.
 * If a cockroach has a surprised look - around you little value.
 * If a cockroach scared - you are a person who is able to have his own.
 * If a cockroach bright blue, horned and speaks with a human voice - congratulations, you have delirium tremens.

Now measure the cockroach.
 * If the length is less than 1 cm cockroach. - You can rely on family life.
 * If the length is greater than 3 cm cockroach. - You are a person looking for.
 * If a cockroach whiskers sweep equal to the length of your nose - you inquisitive person.
 * If one cockroach mustache considerably shorter than the second - you have not realized their potential.
 * If the total length of the whiskers cockroach is the length of the body multiplied by the square root of the diameter of his belly, and divided by the logarithm of the number of its legs - you are rigorous and meticulous people.
 * If the cockroach legs evenly distributed throughout his body - you should in any case seem psychiatrist.
 * If the length of the cockroach is its width - so it's a bug.

Release cockroach.
 * If it runs straight - you still ahead.
 * If it runs to the left - you will be an exciting meeting.
 * If it runs right - enjoy a service: you podsizhivayut.
 * If he runs back to you - oh, you're an interesting person.
 * If he does not run - he was dead.

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