Japanese postcards, removal of the brain! Bashny.Net

So I clearly understand that to live in Japan and have a Japanese really scary. The country is constantly terrorizing multimeter and multi-ton adversaries. Collapsing skyscrapers and population most strongly iznichtozhayut izoscherennymi ways. And okay, if it's just a robot or vzesivshiysya huge three-meter reptile with fangs. From such dirty tricks to die even as something honorable and not at all ashamed. Well, if your city is attacking here is such a giant sosalkoy Achtung:





That's all - Khan humanity! Our armed forces piss his pants with laughter and therefore can not aim.
 - Mr President, ordered a nuclear attack.
 - Why?
 - The soldiers can not shoot a monster - they neigh like undermined ...
 - Send this against a platoon of snipers blind ...

SEND soaked foe. But that was only the beginning of Invasion govnomostrov dull.
Immediately following there - flirtatious fucking:



Tank Connection paralyzed ... But in vain. Because after it appears here that:



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There are already refusing to fight even to all the usual construction battalion ... The last hope of civilization - an elite unit of gay suicide. These tough guys are able to cope with any challenge. But suddenly appears on the horizon creepy dinosaur transsexual:



And the moral support he has a dinosaur with severe Down syndrome:



and his cousin, from miracle cure menengita:



And now, when humanity is already on his knees, and it seems that can not be worse there is the most important: Tons Pizdec smiling mockingly:



The attentive reader will ask: And where is our valiant air force? Let us listen to the radio:
& quot; - base, base. We were attacked, to resist.
 - Link fighters describe the enemy.
 - Uh-uh ... Uh-uh-uh ... Well ... Yellow Haired poebotina huynёy with pink on the belly.
 - Guys, dumped there !!! This crap is invincible !!! & quot;



But it was not there! From the rear of their attacks pupyrchatoy bathroom:



Air Force did not save ...
But the most terrible things happen at sea. To all the usual sailors from the shock does not even matter, when out of the sea rises this here obasraka:



And in the background is such a lascivious giggle that's Ass:



All Khan humanity ... And in Moscow - the river to eat up the remains of creeps



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