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Bald man comes to the pharmacy and ask the pharmacist:
 - Do you have a way to restore hair?
 - Here, take this bottle is the most effective means.
 - Are you sure?
 - Absolutely. You see that man over there with the mustache at the cash register?
 - Yes.
 - So, this is my wife. Mustache her up after she tried to open the bottle teeth.

One ppekpasno lady loved pabotat in his ogopode, but it may stapalas, pomidopy y she did not sozpevali. She pop.posit share sekpetom his neighbor in ogopody, y koto.pogo always been delightful pomidopy.
 - All very pposto - said stapik. - Twice a day, and ytpom vechepom I fully exposes peped pomidopami and they kpasneyut from smyscheniya.
 Desperate to reach the same pezyltata lady followed him sovety. Spystya two weeks pointepesovatsya its neighbor peshil yspehami.
 - Hy how to deal with pomidopami?
 - Poor, but you should have seen my pazmepy ogyptsov! - Vozbyzhdenno replied the lady.

A man went to hell. Devils have offered him to choose the punishment.
 He walks, he looks: there - pans lick there - turn their heavy stones - all somehow unpleasant.
 Suddenly he sees:
 some bomzhik, and he does blowjob pretty lass. A man once joyfully yells that it suits him.
Hell, referring to the damsel:
 - So much for change has arrived!