Possible failures in the use of beer and their solutions Bashny.Net

Symptom: The taste of beer is not felt; lost sense of pleasure. Mug is transparent to light.
 Reason: The mug is empty.
 Solution: Find someone who will buy more beer mug.

Symptom: The taste of beer is not felt; lost sense of pleasure. The shirt collar wet.
 Reason: Do not open your mouth or circle is brought not there.
 Remedy: regular training is needed before a mirror.

Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
 Reason: Wrong position of mugs.
 Remedy: Set the cup so that the foam has been directed toward the ceiling.

Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
 Reason: Lack of control over the bladder.
 Remedy: Stand near the dog with a collar. A few minutes later request to host beer in compensation.

Symptom: Paul spreads.
 Reason: You are looking at the floor through the bottom of an empty cup.
 Solution: Find someone who will buy more beer mug.

Symptom: Paul swinging.
 Reason: The unstable seat without a back.
 Remedy: Insert the shaft of his broom under his jacket down to create additional support.

Symptom: Paul traveled.
 Reason: You are.
 Remedy: If you are not in another pub, shouting for help. As compensation demand beer.

Symptom: Fluorescent lamps on the wall.
 Cause: You have fallen back.
 Remedy: Ask someone to put you to the front.

Symptom: Nothing can be seen in the mouth a broken cigarette.
 Cause: You have fallen on his stomach.
 Remedy: See above.

Symptom: Around quickly darkens.
 Reason: The pub is closed.
 Remedy: Find out from others, where is the nearest outdoor pub.

Symptom: You wake up in a wet cold hard bed.
 Cause: You have fallen into the ditch.
 Solution: Ask the time passers. If the pub is open, go there. No - go back to sleep.