Gynecologic history Bashny.Net

History has told ex-wife, while still not the former :)
 It was in sovdepovskie in the capital of the Urals city of Sverdlovsk.
 School authorities, having verified with drawn from the Education Department schedules, decided that the time has come, and drove the maiden part of the senior classes at physical examination your gynecologist.
For many, a visit to this deushek specialist was the first in my life, including my future wife.
And, it all fits, and more worrying, she comes to the office.
 Gynecologist - a man of about 40, probably, by the time already so after watching a variety of female beauty that, as in the famous joke, probably would have killed the calf, asked "for showing" 3 rubles, wrote down the name, and, turning to the table with tools tired voice asked the usual questions, like giving birth - did not give birth, whether live a sexual life, then ordered to lie down on a chair and his hands to push his lips.
 I chose from the table some piece of iron, turned around, and he sees? That's right.
 The girl is sitting on the gynecological chair, carefully stretching the lips mouth fingers.

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