About rakes

The user - a person stepping on a rake.

Maker - novice, never step on a rake and therefore confident that there is no rake.

Lamer - user, regularly step on a rake, but remains confident that there is no rake.

Narrow expert - the user, in fluent stepping on the same rake.

Wide expert - the user, having on his forehead more than two cones.

Programmer - one for someone stepping on a rake in the most important result.
 Charter stepping on other people's rake makes their own.

Advanced programmer - programmer, coming on every rake no more than twice.

Copyright - the concept of limiting the amount available for stepping on a rake financial capabilities of the user.

Gamer - one for someone stepping on a rake in the most important process. Usually not able to make their own rakes.

Cheater - a kind of gamer; It comes only a rake with foam nozzles on the handle and is usually not more than once.

Hacker - the one who is able to step on the rake, even if they are hidden in the barn and locked in the castle.

Hacker idealist - a noble fighter for the right of every step on an unlimited number of rake.

Microsoft - Corporation, a worldwide leader in the production rake.

Bill Gates - a mythical creature from the programmers' folklore; an evil spirit - the patron of the rake.

Upgrade - a permanent process of spending money on the purchase of new rakes, each of which hit harder earlier.

Beta version - the version in which the rake can be seen with the naked eye.

The release - version in which rake sprinkled with leaves.

Compatible versions of - principle, which allows a new rake fall exactly on the previous cone.

Assembler - a programming language that allows you to step on a rake several million times per second.

Local area network - a technology that allows to obtain on the forehead, even when the rake comes someone else.

Internet - a technology that allows to step on the rake, which are on the other side of the globe and still get on the forehead.

Network Conference - a technology that allows each occur not only on their own, but also to other people's rake.

Russian encoding - gift set rake for Internet users.

User-friendly interface - rubber pad on the handle of a rake.

Flexible (customizable) interface - pad on the handle rake, which can be moved by adjusting the height of your forehead.

Graphical interface - a rake, allowing to adjust the color and intensity of sparks after a blow to the forehead.

Henadezhnaya system - a rake, who beat you even when you do not step on them.

Trustworthy system - a rake, who beat you on the forehead, even when you're standing back on them.

Multitasking - the concept, stepped on a rake several simultaneously.

Object-oriented programming - a method of manufacturing the rake on the principle of nesting dolls.

Manual - the book describes the different ways of stepping on a rake. Hikogda not used by hackers and lamer.
Advanced programmers use it after stepping on the same rake the second time.

Support - Service giving advice on what to do after stepping on a rake. Typically, the first of its board - to step on the rake again and compare the feeling.

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