Joke. Not the newest, but still)) Bashny.Net

There is a guy on the street, watching the new store. Give thought'll come. Come in, he was immediately welcomed by smiling salesman and says: Hello, we are very glad to see that you want to buy?
 A man thought a moment and said:
 - Well, the gloves are needed.
 - Go, please in that department.
 A man approaches:
 - Hello, I need gloves.
 He answered:
 - Do you have summer or winter?
 M: Winter
 P: Then go to the yonder department.
 M. went in another department asks: Hello, I need gloves.
 P: Do you leather or not?
 M: Leather.
 P: Then you won in that department.
 M: I do not understand, but okay, go.
 Hello I need Winter leather gloves.
 P: You with natural fur or not?
 M .: With natural course.
 P: You have in front of the department.
 M. strains, but is silent. The new department with increased voice says, "I need gloves winter leather with natural fur."
 P: Do you buckle with or without?
 M: On the clasp!
 A: Pull the hand rastopyrte fingers.
 M: Please.
 A: You need to a neighboring department.
 M. angrily what it is that you kidding me ?!
 Give me the gloves and I'm gone.
 A: Do not worry, we just want to sell you exactly what you want, that you get the most out of your purchase. You pick up the gloves under that coat?
 M. in exasperation: Yes! and goes further by department.
 Suitable to the next seller and anguish:
 - I need winter leather with natural fur and clasp these hands to coat the gloves !!!
 P: Do you need a button fastener or zipper?
 M (hysterical): a button !!!
 P: You have won by the seller.
 At this point swing open the doors to the store comes to the man who keeps on his outstretched hands uprooted the toilet bowl, the edges of which remained even tiles.
Suitable to the counter and yells: Here I have such a toilet, is such a tile, asshole, I showed you yesterday, let me finally toilet paper !!!