How to become rich or advice Uncle Scrooge




Savings on animals.
 - Teach your cat to use the toilet. This way you can save on special fillers for cat "toilets" (material that absorbs and removes the excrement unpleasant smell)

 - Get in the house mice. You can do it, throwing leftover food at home, and your cat or cat will be provided "free" meat.

 - In order not to spend money on food your dog and teach her to beg for food from passers-by. And you can do to make a dog from a professional beggar, then another, and income from skunk will.

 - By the way - and you can eat very dry dog ​​food. He certainly is not very tasty, but cheap and judging by the advertising, there are all the necessary vitamins and minerals.

Savings on food.

 - Stop drinking beer crates! Just imagine how much money is spent "in the toilet?" Smoking is also, incidentally, applies. Forget about beer and tobacco, and become rich.

 - Do not dispose of plastic pallets, which are packed in sausage and cheeses, cookies and other products sold by weight in the stores. They can be washed thoroughly and apply on the farm instead of plates, bowls, baskets of bread and so on. D.

 - - Eating a snack bar, do not buy lemonade - just ask for a glass of water with lemon slice, stir even a bag of sugar and is almost the same. For water with lemon to you, most likely, will not take anything, but if you do not want to risk it, then you can just ask the water - it will definitely be free.

 - In the fast-food restaurants often offer one-off bags with ketchup, mustard, salt and other seasonings for free. Feel free to take more, and squeeze the contents of the house in a specially harvested container.

Savings and marriage.

 - You can reduce the cost of the wedding due to color - instead of buying them, to look at the cemetery monuments or well-known personalities - there is always plenty of orphan bouquets. Urban beds also not be overlooked, though their "stripping of" fraught with problems with the law.

 - Find a modest and economical companion (satellite) life.

 - Tip for girls - choose a man whose hands grow from the right place, that is, he is able to repair and crane and hang the picture and lock punch - save a lot of money to professionals who perform these services for a considerable fee.

Cash.

 - Raise every penny you have seen on the street, and you are sure to get rich.

Save on paper products, electricity and telephone conversations.

 - Why buy paper bags or wrapping paper for food, if you can use the free newspapers? Good - now there are a great many divorced.

 - Instead of buying toilet paper you can use all the same free newspapers. Say they are somewhat harsh for your pampered fifth point? Well, remember the good list, and will be almost like toilet paper.

 - If there is a printing house - it's just a gift for you. Urgent acquainted with its employees, rubbed into the trust, and you will get access to a huge amount of paper, which is always handy on the farm. And that's not all. In order to save money on telephone bills, you can go to the office printing to newfound friends, a chat, drink tea, and as if by chance, to use the telephone. How about to bring a laptop and use the electricity of this office? Is also a great idea!

-Don't Forget about charging your mobile phone - just do it at work.

Cleanliness and hygiene.

 - Do not buy deodorants. Better stock up timely spruce needles. If they are a good rub and spread on the body, the effect will not be worse than that of a deodorant.

 - Wash the shirt every day is not necessary. You can simply post them on the street for a couple of days - will erode any odor.

A few more tips on various topics.

 - Tell everyone you know that you are away on Christmas leave and return only after the new year. Now it will be possible to buy Christmas gifts after the holiday and of course with a big discount.

 - Learn the technique of speed reading, then it will be free to read books and magazines, without leaving the store.

 - Before going to bed turn off all hours working on the electrical network. Why should they work at night - you still sleep on time, do not look.

 - If you need an umbrella - no need to run to the market and buy it. Contact the department finds a large library, saying that in the last month lost a black umbrella. From these instances, select the most expensive.

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