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INTO Well, another year schetayu INTO uzhe and praёban. Hula left there - three fucking months. A znached - it's time a new kolendar Zavada, a new bitch year in which the kaneshno PVCs - and everything will come to pass.

January bleat! Fucking fireworks, alcoholic coma and nobody nipezdy disabled. All pazdravlyayut Druk-friend huyznait with nothing and hope in the new year different paebeni, vosnovnom - toyzhe of the INTO and wanted (and did not ogrebli) in the past year.



February bleat! Well, everything is panyatno - desisexyboy day! Astalnye days - is preparing for the day desisexyboy and respectively - othodnyak after Nebo. And every day there are lovers - it's not for us. Et let queers praznuyut fashion.



March bleat! Spring fuck! Again PVCs - International and Women's at least possible to celebrate and pazdravet best Palavin humanity so INTO it has pezda and boobs!



April bleat! Rooks and other feathered muck flew! More huyznaet great Cho said in April. There is truth in this mesyatse denrozhdenee have adnavo genosse - but it is great, I will not rasprostranyatso.



May bleat! Seizures and patriatizma soledarnosti. Each ofesnaya chelovekoedenitsa byot pride themselves in cephalothorax, vyazhet palasatye bows and blagadarya grandfather. Those in favor pabedu, and some of the unconditional kapetulyatsyyu.



June bleat! Summer preshlos. Many with the arrival of summer nachenaet keep active zhyzni but somehow clog stalemate once and put dick on this sport. But attempts are taking place vsёzhe



July bleat! Yasen dick to the village to his grandfather, lavit carp and gonorrhea



August bleat! Pachti prashlo fucking summer and you're so fucking not tan! Znached - immediately in egiped, arat Tagil, etched stealing booze and white robes.



September bleat! Autumn bitch! Potatoes drip and other suburban rosteneya. Nahua - is unclear. Adin dick all rot stalemate and pridёtstso pakupat in store.



October bleat! In October, self-respecting people sedyat warm and sip INTO nebut warming. Shtob uneasy example



November fuck! The older generation remembers lenena and young nazhyraetso just - for sudden output ololo!



And do not forget, all the same INTO year 2012 Paet dekabyr kakbe here
kakbe all thanks, all raskhodyutso home without padarkov.

© soba4ki



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