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Studio in a mild form, but categorically disown and from the film and the director - "Do not know, not our movie, the director shot it on your own risk, for some money, and most importantly - on their own idiotic script. So he, too, for us to rent the art should. Not so, of course, as you, but I have to ... »

Nothing to do, a couple of hours bandits creaking black leather jacket came home to the director, but he vowed to become and swears, crossing toward the terrified mother-in that studio shamelessly lied and he is only their hired worker. Besides - no director, and musician by training. That diploma. In any case - to blame Boris with him and demand ...

The visitors rubbed their heads, grabbed the director two useful things and gone forever (the first thing - it is right-handed Toyota Carina 79-year issue, and the second - a piece of paper with a telephone Borin)

Boris was not at home. I opened the door of his girlfriend. The woman was very surprised visit so serious and busy people, and honestly, that the husband has quickly gathered a bag at night, the neighbors took the money and left, whether in the Czech Republic, or Poland.
Foreman thought, outlined the situation and made a decision:
 - Dress and children gather. While this, your no-show, will live with us.
The woman dared to argue that if Boris learns that I have daughters hostage, then decides that he is now with you quite settled and his conscience is there, in Poland, will be clean as a tear baby ...
Brigadier swore softly, good night, and then left for good lads and this house, leaving only wet footprints on the floor. [Next]

Found Whether Boria is unknown, but is likely to find - these guys are always looking carefully and with soul. Probably not a criminal investigation ...

And how nice it all began. What could get the film ...

The shooting process has just started. The second day of the whole, but the day filming a key scene of the film, from which must dance the whole simple story.
The story is simple, as all the movies on the racket-prostitutochno-sales-Cop theme of the early nineties:
The main character is trying to start a business on the transport of fruit, but bold racketeers come with nunchaku cynically eat persimmons our hero and brazenly overturn crates of tomatoes.
Then, of course, kill the best friend (of course by Afgan)
The protagonist does two things at once: decided to take revenge and falls in love with another sister who was killed.
And the hero behind the quiet life, the struggle ahead and bloody revenge for the other, and the right of the beloved high fleece, sunglasses and boiled denim skirt with white ruffles.
They kiss while sitting in the car, but the mafia is up and puts explosives ... (of course heroes must survive and become only angrier)

How poor the director came up with the idea that the former Afghan should be naykruteyshaya car, nobody knows. But he rested.
600th Mercier did not fit, too gangster. He wanted something incredibly beautiful, dear and sports. Cast in the city and found the same cry of what is needed.
Then, in '92, it was probably the only such car in St. Petersburg - a BMW-850 red. With her came a couple of jeeps load cheerful, willingly climbing into filming children. Guys do not need the money, they are fit only to be "tachila" prouchavstvovala real film with specific gangs "dvizhuha».
For that just did not go to save the budget. The director had to bend a little and pretend that they shot an episode about the coolness of cars, where the hero opens the hood, the engine puts on cigarette upright, his girlfriend, smiling revs, but the cigarette does not fall ...
Even the actors, getting inside, feel very uncomfortable from the jealous gaze host machine. They were not up to the Stanislavsky and it seemed that every unfortunate double, they personally "get to the counter» ...

We went to the scene of the explosion. The owner of cars and tensed for the umpteenth time asked for details.
The director called businesslike bald man with wires and said:
 - Meet Here - this is our pyrotechnics, his name is Boris. He will tell you everything.
Boris:
 - You do not worry, man. I am a professional in these matters, exploding for thirty years. We omit your side windows and the plastic adhesive tape Prilep (careful, do not touch, it is very fragile). Total will be the six pyrotechnic bookmarks. Four underneath and two small - inside the cabin. Do not worry, your machine will not suffer niskolechko. Only one sound, smoke and external effect departing side windows. The only thing - it is a peculiar smell, but will ride with the windows open - the evening will erode.

The Fellowship of communicating with Boris were quite pleased ...

Boris did not lie, being an army warrant officer, he really thirty years in a row blew up everything blows up, and that does not explode, bringing to an explosive state, and also blew up. The only thing he modestly silent about is that that day was his debut in the movie ...

Mannequins in place.
 - Motor!
 - Motor is!
 - The scene of the explosion. Double first.

Well, that shooting took place in a deserted suburb, but certainly to Nevsky also heard distant rumblings.
Thank you once that Boris the crowd, including hamovatogo operator led far, far outside the boundary rope. Bandits even worried that there will not see anything.
In vain worried ...
Whether Boris overdone and something messed up in the calculations, whether the explosives was not one system, but sharahnulo so that even the camera shrapnel severed. And the whole crew, resilient, hot wind landed on his ass.

Ups machine made lax somersault in the air, he landed with a crunch on the roof and without enthusiasm on fire.
While the guys in black leather jackets looked questioningly at the bottom of his unfamiliar car, crew, without saying a word, light jogging scatter in all directions and on top was like a continuation of the explosion ...
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