Funny dialogues with clients designers Bashny.Net

The old adage "The customer is always right!" Will remember each of you. This adage often used and customers, who sometimes impose very well, funny and unusual demands on the designers.
We offer a selection of real dialogue between designers and their clients, which are sometimes very well, with a rich imagination. [Indian customer]
- Hi. Impose site? 100 p.
- Hi. Is this a joke?
- No, seriously, you take? P 100 will fit, and the evening will occupy. I am 100 district in India can put on, by the way.
[Real sausages]
With a name we have not decided yet. That's about the name: Online sausages, Das Sausages race, sausages in tights, real sausages.
This is our slogan. The same is not selected.
"If you're hungry, and an empty stomach cramped - our delicious sausage save you from hunger».
"You can not live without risk, blood sausage cheer you».
[Dreaming of Space]
The idea is that even alien beings from other planets have our technology! Make galaxy, starry sky, aliens who are dragging on our planet our technique using a spacecraft that can be made in the form of a dragon, as next year - the year of the dragon! In the first half - the unfinished space base Alien Troopers and our equipment from kosmolёta Dragon. On the second - furnished brand new luxurious base spaceship and flies away. Comics from multiple frames. Aliens can not build a base. Call for help. Spaceship arrives, unloads equipment. Technology builds everything. The base is ready. Equipment loaded back into the Dragon. Dragon flies. Aliens spaceship escorted in tears (green).





[Pregnant letter]
It is necessary to make a logo for the site of goods for children and expectant mothers. Site name begins with the letter B. «Make as if it is in a pregnant woman, a half-circle at the bottom of this letter - a rounded belly and the upper semicircle - a breast, to which she put the baby and feeds. The letter, a woman should look happy, but not exhausted may smile ».
[I - Chef]
Heading for the site. Header Text "I - the chef." As provided for male orientation, the header must match.
Estimated vision - letter I - unshaven, in a chef's hat askew, a hyphen - in the form of a segment cervelat / salami, other letters - for imagination, the letter P - in one sock.
[Secret materials]
Finished the painful process of reconciliation:
Client: All great! I do not like it, but you like?
Designer: I too, just do not tell anyone that I did it.



[Unusual logo]
- Hi I need an unusual logo! Are you excited?
- I do not know, tell us ...
- I need a logo written mathematical formulas to introduce it elsewhere - and he appeared!
[Other resolution]
The customer wishes to order a banner 6 × 3 meters. Receive e-mail image. GIF 3 × 3 cm, and a formal application, such ...
"Please make ..." etc. Text "Deputy Director Ivanov II»
I write him:
- I can not print the picture. We need another solution.
An hour later, I receive an angry letter:
"Poster Printing permission! Director General Bubino AA »
[Apolitical]
Do, please, 2 T-shirts Gift for our directors, the concept is very simple: on the shirt painted gipnozhaba in terms which easily !!! discern the features of Putin. Thanks!



[Person disfigured intelligence]
Huge request: do please all the information on teachers minimized. It looks scary when you see a person once the first teacher in the list.
[Kartavy woodpecker]
I've heard you're doing album covers to custom?
Picture this.
Sam pattern: Cartoon animation. Forest.
Foreground: Should a large oak tree on the severed heads of African Americans.
There's an ax around Oak runs Woodpecker Woody Woodpecker, but he did not red hair and red, and blue belly, and black on it wearing a racist white cap. Runs of Freddy Krueger, a guy from the "Scream" and a vampire.
It's the cinema.
And fore: there are people in 3D-glasses and among them are four: one singeing pipe freaky and he drums sticks behind such bald in sportivkah, second, with the bass, smoking a pipe of the ignition, and the third with a guitar is a serious and this does not do anything, and the fourth with a microphone in her hand fell to his knees and began to laugh wildly and out of his mouth goes a little smoke.
Group Name: Kartavy Woodpecker
Album title: Until the end smoke.

One line
Dear designers really need a prototype site in the warm light of the soul.
Slogan: hemp - is not only fun, but also very useful!
Really I liked your idea of ​​a black man. And you can remove the black man?
Make us, please, ultramarine - orange.
I do not like the word Moscow is shorter than the Rostov-on-Don.
Font - if you can, deliver, please, old-Russian - Comic Sans.
Advantages of the company: "You get a tight stream of customers in your business».
Play around with the shape of a square.
Could you show off this icon?
And you are from a noble family of designers or zero?
What a beautiful site! Others can not make beautiful?
Font make 1 kg larger.
Vadim, sorry for the delay in payment, I am in a drinking bout, really go out by Monday. The order is confirmed. Once again, I'm sorry.
And make a square image. Six to nine centimeters.
The logo consists of a diver who is racing on a bicycle.
Break designer egg, let's see what we want yellow.
Let's print a limited number of cards for limited people - me and the director.
Do the layout as much as possible brighter and more saturated, so it catches the eye like a bird turd on a wedding dress!
We can not write a TK - can you do?



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