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Ambiguous dialogue between clients and designers. Based on a true real sobytiyah.My collected letters, briefs and comments customers who do not cease to divide designers and advertisers. Indeed, when the projects are completed, all the models put into print, clips removed, and the customers are happy, we can be a good laugh over the fact that almost destroyed the work.
Fantasy Dreaming of Space.
The idea is that even alien beings from other planets have our technology! Make galaxy, starry sky, aliens who are dragging on our planet our technique using a spacecraft that can be made in the form of a dragon, as next year - the year of the dragon! In the first half - the unfinished space base Alien Troopers and our equipment from kosmolёta Dragon. On the second - furnished brand new luxurious base spaceship and flies away. Comics from multiple frames. Aliens can not build a base. Call for help. Spaceship arrives, unloads equipment. Technology builds everything. The base is ready. Equipment loaded back into the Dragon. Dragon flies. Aliens spaceship escorted in tears (green).
Rainbow story.
Urgently need a banner, ideally within an hour, like this: flying through the sky a cow, her wings like a plane or a seagull (think), she carries a bucket teeth with chocolates on the bucket says "yummy". Behind her flew two crocodiles and an ant with a predatory mouth. Ant let it be purple. Above all this rainbow, but with blended colors, and you can see the Eiffel Tower was given. And slogan underneath. To think that the approach to this topic, the picture was clear to all, and all at once we ran to the store.
The husband this idea.
We opened Framing Workshop "Hummingbird." I need a logo. My husband idea is. Written "Hummingbird" and the inscription on the hummingbird flies spread wings and feathers instead of her prints. I have such an idea now struck: the inscription "Hummingbird" on the letter A hummingbird sits and holds in its beak a baguette frame in the form of a letter O and the frame that's drawn perhaps a tree.
We then developed the idea.
What if the elephant in profile to the right place on the billboard to the trunk and face go beyond the shield, the booty to a vacuum cleaner. The trunk had curled back as if he wants to pour yourself with water, but the water that comes out of his trunk does not get it, because Brush vacuum draws water into itself. Elephant surprised.
Myth.
Sample requests by the logo: a dancer, he pulled out of a running horse on a background of stars, the kind of dancer, it is desirable not to change, but the horse can be made on the relation to the dancer as a 80/20 brightness in the logo, the main part - the dancer, and more like a horse myth.
According to Freud.
Freddy Krueger is necessary to draw it to be funny, and on the blades he had sausages (sausages), which he must have sexy.
Infographics.
Customer: Draw me a cat 3 different colors, and at the end of the letter "F", and all this on an orange background.
Designer: In the sense of the cat 3 and the letter "F"? What does this mean?
Customer: It means JERSEY!
One strokoy- I do not like the word Moscow is shorter than the Rostov-on-Don.
- And the last edit: you A4 vertical, not horizontal.
- Vadim, sorry for the delay in payment, I am in a drinking bout, really go out by Monday. The order is confirmed. Once again, I'm sorry.
- Oh, well, green, I do not want to! he has some Muslim!
- What a beautiful site! Others can not make beautiful?
- We need to smelt the spring of calendars. Can you?
- For a more detailed TOR will write to provide layout design.
- Make the open box, from which protrude different impressions!
- Page 10 and 11 just horror, the horror! Comments on came from, but they can already start to alter.
See also:
Hells customers
via www.adme.ru/articles/adovye-klienty-217905/
Fantasy Dreaming of Space.
The idea is that even alien beings from other planets have our technology! Make galaxy, starry sky, aliens who are dragging on our planet our technique using a spacecraft that can be made in the form of a dragon, as next year - the year of the dragon! In the first half - the unfinished space base Alien Troopers and our equipment from kosmolёta Dragon. On the second - furnished brand new luxurious base spaceship and flies away. Comics from multiple frames. Aliens can not build a base. Call for help. Spaceship arrives, unloads equipment. Technology builds everything. The base is ready. Equipment loaded back into the Dragon. Dragon flies. Aliens spaceship escorted in tears (green).
Rainbow story.
Urgently need a banner, ideally within an hour, like this: flying through the sky a cow, her wings like a plane or a seagull (think), she carries a bucket teeth with chocolates on the bucket says "yummy". Behind her flew two crocodiles and an ant with a predatory mouth. Ant let it be purple. Above all this rainbow, but with blended colors, and you can see the Eiffel Tower was given. And slogan underneath. To think that the approach to this topic, the picture was clear to all, and all at once we ran to the store.
The husband this idea.
We opened Framing Workshop "Hummingbird." I need a logo. My husband idea is. Written "Hummingbird" and the inscription on the hummingbird flies spread wings and feathers instead of her prints. I have such an idea now struck: the inscription "Hummingbird" on the letter A hummingbird sits and holds in its beak a baguette frame in the form of a letter O and the frame that's drawn perhaps a tree.
We then developed the idea.
What if the elephant in profile to the right place on the billboard to the trunk and face go beyond the shield, the booty to a vacuum cleaner. The trunk had curled back as if he wants to pour yourself with water, but the water that comes out of his trunk does not get it, because Brush vacuum draws water into itself. Elephant surprised.
Myth.
Sample requests by the logo: a dancer, he pulled out of a running horse on a background of stars, the kind of dancer, it is desirable not to change, but the horse can be made on the relation to the dancer as a 80/20 brightness in the logo, the main part - the dancer, and more like a horse myth.
According to Freud.
Freddy Krueger is necessary to draw it to be funny, and on the blades he had sausages (sausages), which he must have sexy.
Infographics.
Customer: Draw me a cat 3 different colors, and at the end of the letter "F", and all this on an orange background.
Designer: In the sense of the cat 3 and the letter "F"? What does this mean?
Customer: It means JERSEY!
One strokoy- I do not like the word Moscow is shorter than the Rostov-on-Don.
- And the last edit: you A4 vertical, not horizontal.
- Vadim, sorry for the delay in payment, I am in a drinking bout, really go out by Monday. The order is confirmed. Once again, I'm sorry.
- Oh, well, green, I do not want to! he has some Muslim!
- What a beautiful site! Others can not make beautiful?
- We need to smelt the spring of calendars. Can you?
- For a more detailed TOR will write to provide layout design.
- Make the open box, from which protrude different impressions!
- Page 10 and 11 just horror, the horror! Comments on came from, but they can already start to alter.
See also:
Hells customers
via www.adme.ru/articles/adovye-klienty-217905/
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