Many jokes one post Bashny.Net

- Honey, you're never done a bath with champagne.
 - Hmm, I wonder, in the anus !? champagne !!! ???

Mom teaches you to respect other people's labor:
 - If you want to hurt yourself head off, it was not here, I recently made clean.
Mom teaches you to do all the time:
 - If you do not clean up Sunday her room, going for a month to clean up the apartment.
Mom teaches you logic:
 - And because I said so - that's why!
Mom teaches you to be ironic:
 - Try not you dare - you have me there and then cry!
Mom teaches you the art of osmosis:
 - Shut your mouth and eat!
Mom teaches you to be flexible:
 - Look, what's your neck back dirty!
Mom teaches you to be hardy:
 - Do not try to get up from the table until doesh all that was left on the plate!
Mom says you cycle of substances in nature:
 - I gave birth to you - I'll kill you!
Mom teaches you how not to behave:
 - Stop that now behave like a father!
Mom says you what envy:
 - In the world there are millions of poor children who do not have such wonderful parents like you

ICQ log
25.02.2005 16:49:07, Svetik
that's shit ... on what I need a phone? one for the whole day did not call
25.02.2005 16:49:41, 0z
that's shit ... what I need ... a member of the whole day is not sucked away ...
25.02.2005 16:49:53, Svetik
Denis ..!
25.02.2005 16:50:03, 0z
=)) Do you want to call?
25.02.2005 16:50:13, Svetik
fuck!

Recently I read the word "libido" vice versa.
It turned out, "Oh fuck»!
Thought ...

Pposypaetsya myzhik with large bodyna. Sits on kpovat, covers golovy pykami and moans:
 - Vchepa was Friday ... Zavtpa sybbota ... GOD! What about today ?!

 - Grandpa, as much as a "favorite" apple?
 - And he think, my grandson?
 - I myself think about the shelf ...

 - Actually, guys, you know what I say girls?
 - No!
 - How do you know?

Standard samples of filling in the questionnaire


 - Men:
"Sergei. 23, 230 bucks, 23 cm. »
Women:
"Hello! My name is Irina. I am fond of literature, Japanese culture, sushi, sashimi, Murakami, origami, tatami, salami, steppes, fields, ships and amounts to three and four zeros. »

 - In Latvia, we conducted an experiment: what Latvians cry when stepping on a rake. The experiment proved that in Latvia - 100% Russian.

I told one of my friends. He was engaged in the line of duty with the young kids physical therapy. At one of the sessions had to be hung for children on the wall bars as long as possible. I will say that the age of his charges from 4 to 6 years. It was New Year's Eve, so all the jokes were on this topic.
 - The kids, and now we rovnenko hung like Christmas trees!
And at this moment, "instructor" beckon to the phone. He goes out into the hallway. From the room heard intense puffing 3 small "conifers"; prolonged conversation ... And then one guy does not stand up, falls down with a crunch and issues:
 - Well, all b ... !!! Cut down a Christmas tree !!!