What happens when you cross animals ...

If cross Horse and Skunk, it is quite lonely horse poluchitstsa.
Rhino + = Baran pisdets new goal
Hippo + = krakadil nevebenna roomy fashion suitcase.
Elephant hedgehog + = Huge long-eared hedgehog with a trunk (marking - fucking)
Eagle + cow = you know, yes?
Donkey + + crocodile + elk beaver bee + + + grasshopper + battleship spider (well, and the elephant to the heap) = armored jumping biting stinging sucker model shooting cobwebs. and when + = is also a mosquito zhuzhzhzhit!
Wolf + centipede - well-fed animal
Toad + hippopotamus = Pizdec half the world's population.
Ostrich Hammer + = long-necked giraffe
Bear + hippopotamus = dream of Winnie the Pooh and the death of bees
Jerboa + = Estonian slothful rabbit
Zaits ostrich + = some garbage, but jogging neibatsaa quickly!
gomodril + dog-chao chao chao =! gomodrily!
Aardvark + Elephant = Krotoed
Toad + = Karov ZhadenaGavyadena
Mole + Elephant = Metrostroy
Beaver + = woodpecker here this figovina zadolbali almost everyone. ostafshyhsya - peregryzet.
Eagle Mouse + = optical mouse
Ostrich + Turtle = giant snail
Elephant + = weasel king size.
White Bear + Rabbit = nightmare polar
Ostrich Rhino + = jackhammer.
Kangaroo + Condrieu = fire alarm system MOE
Pig + = fucking parrot companion at the table
Elephant + = mole miners freebie
Monkey + Medusa = Slime hopping
Grasshopper + Elephant = Baikonur
Gorila Hydra + = immortal huёvina - Terminator
Boa + mouse = nehuyovaya cleansers
Donkey + Tiger = Loch teeth
ass = + elk horns Loch
Elephant + = woodpecker fucking lumberjack
Horse + Shark - nehuёvy scooter
Cat + Hedgehog = not fucking pet
Flying Rhino Mouse + = non-acidic such machine ubitsa
Chameleon + = elephant elephant that's something I did not notice
Elk Stag + Deer = Demi
Hamster + = cockroach elusive thief
Piranha kit + = not knowing the ford, not poke your nose into the water
Cheetah + mole - it lives up to the first wall
wild boar + ostrich - if skilfully scare becomes extremely powerful excavator
Komar + slothful = terrible creatures!
Bass + Tasmanian devil = piranhas / shark nervously smoking in aside
+ = Bull Hare Wolf fucking
Carlson + = rzhot horse flies, sometimes rzhot and eats jam.
St. Bernard Bear + White = MOE
owl parrot + = Ministry of Education
Snake + leech = The Ministry of Health
Battleship Terrier + + + rhino shark = Ministry of Defence
Unicorn + ermine = Ministry of Culture
raccoon + large blue whale = huyachechnaya
Bees + monkey = perfect soldiers (discipline, agility, mobility, destructive force, a clear hierarchy)
Ants + monkey = committed hard workers (Moldovan workers nervously smoking)
Shark + = honey bee Backscratcher
Rabbits + = mosquito genocide
Chiripashko + = Kuritso Hut on Chicken Legs

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