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Zambian President Rupiah Banda told to clean his residence from monkeys. This happened after one of primates urinated on his head Gang at a press konferentsii.Na the residence Gangs are more than two hundred monkeys. Resettlement monkeys engaged employees reserve Munda Wanga, which has already taken out 61 primate monkey.

In Novgorod in the number of gas emergency call and a long silence in the tube ... The claims presented to Zinaida Andreeva: it is her home number received calls. Zinaida came in genuine surprise: no one could call - she lives alone, and when leaving the apartment is only a cat Klasha. Suspicion that Klasha play phone, pressing the legs, soon confirmed. One afternoon, entering the apartment, Zinaida found the phone in hands-free mode. From the machine sounded indignant male voice that demanded immediate stop hooliganism. Andreev realized that it was time to hang up the phone on the wall - away from communicable pet. But Klasha not lost and gnawed wires ...

Passenger "Saudi Airlines" refused to stop their tobacco use during the flight from Korayatta in the north of Saudi Arabia in the port city of Jeddah on the Red Sea. On arrival at the destination, he was arrested and put on trial, the court verdict - 30 lashes for sigaretu.

44-year-old Scott Allan Whitmer, who was arrested for managing a vehicle either in a state of intoxication, has announced that is outside the jurisdiction of the courts of Pennsylvania, as lives are not in Pennsylvania, and "within himself" and is a carrier of individual sovereignty, that is, man-State. < br /> Northampton County Judge decided that Whitmer should not be let out of custody prior to psychiatric examination, and "people-State" spent a night behind bars in harsh razdumyah.Eskulapy acknowledged Allan sane and the court still fined Uitmera.

Doctors from Izhevsk during surgery found a man in a light sprouted spruce branches. Initially, 28-year-old Artem Sidorkina suspected cancer. "We looked at pictures of X-ray and found the tumor ... We decided to do the operation," - says the doctor.
Even opening the chest, the doctor had no doubt that the cancer Artem. But before you cut half of the lung, once again decided to check out an internal organ.
And rightly so. After making the incision, the surgeon came across the green fir branches.
"I blinked three times - admits Aibolit - I think - imagined. Carefully so I am talking to the assistant: "Go look ... I think there is tree!" He nodded, dumbfounded - tree ... ».
Herringbone 5 cm length was removed from tela.

Investigating the disappearance of five bottles of soft drink Vimto cost British police 200 thousand pounds.
And it was so. Two employees of the Royal Transport Police found a cardboard box with soda next to the royal railway tracks.
According to the instructions Pinkertons we had to execute and register the find.
But Dr. Watson, prefer to drink five bottles of non-alcoholic Vimto with colleagues and friends. Here they doing this and tied. Beginning of the investigation, which lasted for one and a half years. The investigation companions was fined £ 400, and all the consequences mentioned at a cost of 200 thousand funtov.

Malaysian High Court acquitted the two 27-year-old twin brothers, one of whom was accused of distributing drugs and he would be killed. But which brother - it was impossible to understand. According to the case file or Satis Raj or Sabarish Raj was arrested with marijuana and opium. However, due to the same appearance and similar DNA to identify the perpetrator did not happen. Woman judge said it was convinced of the guilt of one of the twins, and one of them should have been punished. But not to be sentenced to death an innocent, she decided to meet both.

In Kaliningrad branch of the Pension Fund has not given permission for the purchase of tents gypsies.
Kibitka intend to purchase by the parent capital. Representatives of the Gypsy camp enlisted the search for justice directly to the Department of Pension Fund of the Leningrad district.
They have long tried to convince officials that they kibitka for home and primary residence,
ie mortgage.
However, the bureaucrats explained to them that this variant of the parent capital expenditure does not correspond to the soulless legislation RF.

Ducks like rain! This is a sensational discovery cost British taxpayers 300 thousand pounds. The research lasted for about three years to find out what kind of methods swimming ducks like the most. Anthony Ryu representative Farmers Union, said that the Ministry had just left London and visit any farm, any farmer would have gladly informed high officials that ducks like rain. However, the press service of the ichthyologists said it disagrees with the allegations of frivolous relation to public funds. According to officials, consumers of poultry meat must be sure that the grown ducks kept in suitable conditions for them. And for this it was necessary to find out exactly which way to swim duck predpochitayut.

Employees of the Belarusian enterprise "Ariadna plus" included in producing furniture holding "Pinsk Wood", offered to give the salary wood and sofas. About this newspaper writes "Belarusian Partisan".
The transnational holding "Pinsk Wood" is the largest Belarusian manufacturer of furniture. In June this year, employees of the hosiery and lamp factory in Brest as the salary offered carpets,
in March in the Gomel region employees 52 local businesses were given salary onions, and in January the workers instead of the meat-packing plant in Orsha salary received three boxes konservov.