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Chelyabinsk sysadmin
Chelyabinsk sysadmins are so severe that crimped connectors teeth!
Their cats gnaw monitors and live in them!
Their computers ancient Egyptian pyramids
Their system blocks do not always contain all the computers that simultaneously controls the harsh Chelyabinsk sysadmin
Chelyabinsk sysadmins are so severe that I can connect the phone with an iron, a vacuum cleaner with a router, a bike with a sound card is not using the supplied USB connectors. And it works!
Chelyabinsk sysadmins are so severe that the dust in the system unit will perform the role of noise / moisture / heat / electric Insulated!
Chelyabinsk sysadmins are so severe that ... dazzled!
And the cooling system of the computer depends on whether they smoked!
They are so severe that developed a wide-vision for a better view of the users who walks on porn sites!
Workplace Chelyabinsk harsh sysadmins can just tear off a garbage dump and drain of computer parts store!
Their favorite music - the sound of boot ZX Spectrum.
When they are hiding something from his superiors, then something that then grows through the monitors. Because something in Chelyabinsk no less severe than programmers!
Chelyabinsk sysadmin master new areas to work!
Their connectors live separate lives, raspolzayas the office secretaries and frightening!
Chelyabinsk sysadmins are so severe that when their keyboard is covered with fur ...
... They can print and on the other side
Even in a warm place, they can not work on otrovatsya
Their keyboard can not stand the strength of their fingers Chelyabinsk, because all descendants of the sysadmin Chelyabinsk metallurgists!
They do not recognize the paper mail
They can do anything from computer hardware!
They are only three keys to kontolirovat network of 200 computers!
A secluded places they dry what brings them joy in their hard work!
Chelyabinsk sysadmin build networks so that they can catch a couple of tons of harsh Chelyabinsk fish!
If the situation is so bad, that the Chelyabinsk system administrator starts to smoke - all computers start to smoke with him
Chelyabinsk sisiadminy never surrender!
Even on vacation harsh Chelyabinsk sysadmin forgets how to patch a barbecue
FreBSD
They always find a way out of any situation!
Creativity is also no stranger to harsh Chelyabinsk sysadmin!
But even harsh Chelyabinsk sysadmin not alien to ordinary human feelings.
