No, well, why are they climbing

Impudent Swiss journalists. That's what kind of goblin they meddle in our internal affairs. They poke around, count something. So they dug in to our Viktor Fedorovich. More precisely, to his income statement, which indicates that last year he received almost two million dollars in royalties for his bestsellers "A Year in Power" and "A Year in Opposition".
The purest, undisguised envy. They sit there in their out-of-the-way Neue Zürcher Zeitung, salivating viciously and sprinkling bilious articles on more successful writers. They say, this cannot be. In order for the Novy Mir publishing house to benefit from such cooperation, it is necessary that the total circulation of Yanukovych's books should be about six million copies. And there are no books on the open market. As well as in libraries. That's right. Every Ukrainian family considers it its duty to have the works of the head of state on its bookshelf. We need to understand where we are heading. That's why it's not on sale. Everything was sold out. Just so you know, we are looking forward to the announced new arrivals. And we will buy them up. That is why the publishing house, which is completely logical, paid the fee for subsequent masterpieces from our president, in advance. And how did you want it? Such a rush demand!
Well, the fact that the income of our head is four times higher than the income of the President of the United States is absolutely fair. You need to be able to work. And not grunt with envy in your shabby backwoods. In addition, the work here is harmful. And for harmfulness, an allowance is due.
And we are just happy for our president. Again, with such success in the literary field, he can be calm about his future. Even if (God forbid, of course) evil opponents deprive him of his hard-earned property, he will have something to provide for himself. There is still writing there - you can't rewrite it.