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BERLIN, September 24 - RIA «News»
 German prosecutors announced in tracing the handball team from Sri Lanka of 23 people.
 Moreover, issued an arrest warrant for the athletes, said the prosecutor's office in Augsburg.
 The athletes were in town Vittislingene (Bayern) at training camp two weeks ago have disappeared.
 First, the German police assumed that the athletes got lost in the forest during the morning run. However, the search yielded no results.
 Later, among the dirty clothes in the room, where the athletes was found a note in which English is spoken, that the Sri Lankan handball players do not want to return home and decided to stay in France.
 However, the most unexpected was the response to the request of German prosecutors, who came from Sri Lanka.
 In it the government of the country reported that Sri Lanka there are no handball team.