What we do not know about dogs (not for the faint of heart, and dog lover)

Dog how to devour the eve of host fruits and submissively accept from a neighbor girl chocolate "alpengold" crap and vainly tried to lick his yellow ponosnogo feces matted with dusty hair. In the hot midday sun Moscow froze like a dog turd gum in a frying pan and dry on a black tuft of hair on the feet and rump poodle. Small and pretty nasty dog ​​yuloy spun, trying to grab his teeth in unpeeled yellow lumps of feces adhering to her body.
 From the accumulated anger and incontinence poodle obgadilsya twice in a row and was just smeared spots on the products of their own digestion. The dog, nicknamed Efimkov heart-rending and squelch from the anus emitted gases, frantically rolling on the ground and almost completely repainted dermyanoy color. Looking closer, you could even see neperevarivshiysya "Chappy" and amateur sausage on his light brown skin from the bringing of manure. Exhausted to the point of exhaustion, the dog began to lick himself in order to get rid of at least part of adhering feces and it is a bit possible - at least the mouth, feet and penis are natural for a dog beige. Dog burps from the unusual food, and put out a yellowed language almost to his knees.
 At some point Efimkov realized that it is tasty enough to continue to lick their fur and has tried to reach out to the most distant parts of the body to enjoy the fruits of life of the organism. When the poodle's neck began to hurt, and the language could not be put out so far, he gave it up, as in a small dog's brain came a great idea.
Efimkov raskoryachishsya, tensed and gurgling swamp spewed into the light as much as half a liter of the liquid substance, the former once food and passed in the dog's stomach in the morning. Long yellow fecal droplet similar to the nozzle did not want to disengage from the dog anus, but Efimkov swerved backward, and she flew to the side, fell on the sidewalk and began to bask in the sun, waiting for the man who is invisible, it comes in black lacquer shoe.
 Thoroughly shit on a hot, almost hissing gray asphalt, the dog turned and shoved with all the fluff curly face in their own shit, snorting with pleasure. Champing of pleasure raking poodle shit pink tongue and throws the contents to where it only recently regained - in the mysterious dog inside. After eating all that got out a few minutes ago, the dog scratched the language on the asphalt, dosobirav undigested agglutinate each piece of your shit.
 Reassured, Efimkov asleep, curled up in the same place, where to eat and where a little earlier squatted peacefully. Waking up, he felt an overwhelming desire to relieve and alleviate - to eat. Needless to tell, now that he was no longer attracted even the savory bone, causes profuse salivation in other dogs. Poodle again eating his feces ...
 After a while, the body began Efimkov unavoidable consequences caused by long-term dermoedstvom. Poodle cramped muscles in the icy water, and he began to vomit incessantly. All bedraggled, dog Efimkov could not discern where his muzzle, and where the ass, as with all holes slashed stinking yellow-brown ponosnogo-blood mixture. Out of habit, he tried to slurp all that poured out of him, but it only caused a new wave of seething feces from the depths of the fact that until recently could be called a dog.
 When the dog woke up, hot orange sun and foul air is stuffy streets did their job - fly vengeance delayed lichnki adhering to the sidewalk on the body of the dog. Feces was everywhere and passers-by quickly crossed to the other side of the street. Efimkov poskulit tried, but I was exhausted and he humbly face dipped into a puddle of shit, remembering his sugary sweet taste. In memory surfaced chocolate, which is a good neighbor girl gave him this morning. Dog Efimkov grunted, and the last time crap.
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