58 folk wisdom Bashny.Net

1. If the smoke spread along the ground - go back and turn off the iron if the post rises - you can not go back.

2. If the left hand itches - to money, if the nose - drinking, if both - drinking for free

3. Cats have a sign: if the road crossing the Negro ...

4. When a husband brings flowers for no reason - so the cause is still there.

5. If a woman has a ring on his hand, then it is most likely married. If the beads, it does not mean anything. If the ring and beads - she was married, but it does not mean anything.

6. Screw scored with a hammer, holds stronger than nail hooked screwdriver.

7. Do you want to feel like a star - sit on the tree!

8. He came - thank you gone - thank you very much ...

9. Life is given to man once, and mostly by accident ...

10. The investigation into the disappearance of her husband brought the two neighbors ...

11. Better c Petrov in Mallorca than Major Petrovka.

12. Never be afraid to do what you can not do. Remember, the Ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the "Titanic."

13. If you watch television, you must have noticed that the good guys always win bad, except the nine-hour news.

14. Citizens! Fly Aeroflot! Hurry! They left quite a bit.

15. If you think that nicotine does not affect a woman's voice, try to shake off the ash on the carpet.

16. When a woman says that she has nothing to wear - it means that is over all things new. When a man says that he had nothing to wear - it means, that ended up clean.

17. Good stuff lying policeman - and speed controls, and move nicely.

18. Russian road called the place where going to pass.

19. If you long call relatives or friends, then they are fine.

20. Well not just where we do not have, and where we had never been there!

21. Do you help or hinder?

22. Often in the morning looking at a woman with horror you realize that what you seduced her yesterday, was not yours, but its merit.

23. When the family is only one wife, she grows selfish.

24. There are three reasons for absence: forgotten, washed down or score.

25. If you want to make God laugh - tell him about your plans.

26. Not so bad Russian tank as his drunken crew.

27. Like it or not - and then ... pas behind.

28. And the wolves are fed and the sheep are safe, and the shepherd eternal memory. 29. If you have a beautiful wife, drop dead lover, cool car, no problems with the authorities and the tax authorities, and when you go out the sun always shines and you smile at passers - Say NO to drugs!

30. Mosquitoes are much more humane than some women, so if a mosquito drinks your blood, it is, at least, cease humming.

31. There are three ways to do something: do yourself, hire someone, or forbid your children to do so.

32. Life is certainly not a success, but everything else was fine.

33. Make a woman happy is not difficult, the most difficult in this case to stay happy.

34. If you argue with an idiot, probably doing the same thing he did.

35. Correctly thrown her husband would return like a boomerang.

36. I respect infinitely monstrous choice of my people.

37. When pressed for time, there is no place for friendship - only love.

38. Laziness simple Russian people - it's not a sin, but a totally necessary means of neutralizing the tireless activity leading them fools.

39. Laughter without reason - a sign that you or an idiot, or a pretty girl.

40. Excuse me, what I say, when you interrupt.

41. Lottery - is the most accurate method of accounting for the number of optimists.

42. This woman should cut down a tree, destroying a house and raise a daughter.

43. The patient went on the mend. But I do not make it.

44. Send the four caps from the toilet and you get a free roll of toilet paper!

45. Silly marry, and marry smart.

46. ​​American universities - a place where Russian Jews teach mathematics Chinese.

47. Life goes so fast, as if she is not interesting to us ...

48. Brine - a drink tomorrow.

49. Laziness - a subconscious wisdom.

50. There are people in whom God lives. There are people in whom the devil lives. And there are people that live only worms. (F. Ranevskaya)

51. In the life of every man there comes a time when clean socks easier to buy.

52. wives: There is only a moment between past and future. It is called life.

53. Raised a man not a woman to make observations, bearing bad sleeper.

54. Few know his own worth - should still be in demand.

55. Take care of home - rest abroad.

56. She arrived in Siberia, and it ruined him the hard labor.

57. Women, like children, like to say "no." Men are like children who take it seriously.

58. The highest degree of embarrassment - two views encountered in the keyhole.