20 men's rules, which must know each girl



Many women will agree that sometimes it is very difficult to understand men. Therefore, it is important to learn how to talk to them in the same language.
< Website sure that this list of simple rules for dealing with the opposite sex will be able to help you with this.


< br> 1. It is better to speak directly about what you want: subtle hints do not work! Thick hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it.



< 2. When a woman teaches us to lift the toilet seat, she did not know that we have the right to complain about the fact that she had lowers.



3. Cry - this blackmail



4.. All that we said 6 months ago is not an argument. < In fact, all comments become null and void its 7 days.



5. Tell «yes» or "no" enough to answer almost any question.



6. If you think you have put on weight, maybe it is. But then the do not ask us about it.



7. Come to us to solve their problems, only if you really want to solve them. < From sympathy to you, we'll do it necessarily.



8. All of the above can be interpreted in two ways The first option is:. You grieved and angry. The second option that we mean something quite different



9.. You can ask us to do something or say you want to do it. < But do not do it at the same time. If you already know how best to do it, just do it yourself.



< 10. Whenever possible, please, say anything you want to say, during a break on advertising.



11. Christopher Columbus did not need that someone pointed out to him the way. < We, too.



12. We see only 16 colors. Peach, for example - is a fruit, not a color. And melon too. .. < And we have no idea what mauve



13 When we ask, "What happened ? "and you answer," nothing ", we behave as if nothing had happened


< 14. You ask a question, not in order to hear the answer. < Do you want to hear just what you expect.



15. When we have to go somewhere together, trust , fit any clothes!



16. Do not ask us what we think about this, only if it's not football or motor racing.



17. Do you really want to enough clothes!



18. And shoes, too!



19. We are always in shape. < Ball - a form



20 Thanks for reading all this!.. < I know that I sleep on the couch tonight.







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