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This story happened about 3 years ago.
At that time, I and my (then) girl just starting a life together. I - worked, she - she studied and engaged in household chores (cleaning, cooking etc). About cooking and will be discussed.
In itself, I'm not picky people, but some products are simply a child can not eat. And it just so happened that my girlfriend is preparing all dishes only these products. I hate it could no longer and told her to start cooking the food, to which I am accustomed. In response, I heard something like: "Oh, you do not like the way I cook! Yes, I spent the whole day at the plate stuck! And you. I calmly sat down and ate the vegetable stew that childhood caused me retching, and incidentally made a plan for revenge.
I'll tell you that a few days before we went shopping and my girlfriend terribly like winter boots (it was autumn). And so, the next day, after returning home from work, I call your girl, holding a package with the name of the store where we were.
I tell her:
 - Honey, do you remember me complained that in old boots you have cold feet?
 - Yes, dear ^ ___ ^ - she said with eyes sparkling with joy
 - Here, this is for you! In that your feet will never be cold! (And hand bag with a satisfied grin on his face)
 - WHAT IS IT? Why do I need felt boots! ?? - Yelling at me girl.
Now that phrase for which I actually bought these boots:
 - Oh, you do not like what I give you gifts ?! Yes, I was looking for them for half a day for you !!! And you !!!

And then I forgot all about what before I fed my girl!
Now she is preparing what I have prepared my mother when I was still living with her, namely burgers, steaks, potatoes, mashed potatoes, soup, halophyte, rice, red fish, sausages, pasta, pasta nautically, buckwheat with stewed meat and etc. and etc. ...
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