But the contract was signed! Bashny.Net

I am the director of a very small company and a contract for 1 million rubles for me is very large.
Once in my office drew the headmaster of the company, which planned to buy our materials 2, 5 million.
After I told her an hour talking about the advantages is our product, she said that all had heard from other suppliers, and added that if he hears from me, something new, something never heard from others, then sign a contract directly to the location. No sooner said than done. The contract was signed through her tears of laughter after I farted LOUD.
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