Rubber dolls while rafting on the rapids

How exactly with the women down the rapids, no one really knew. At the briefing - a gathering of serious men with rubber lady armpits. Accountant Denis Alimov - a lifesaver. Alimov said that it is better to keep your head in front of women's own - let it beat against the rocks, the brain is still there. He also said that regulations prohibited a woman tied to the body and tuck it under the lifejacket. Bear in hands, teeth, feet - somehow ...

Muscular "Fisherwoman Sonya" goggle-eyed "Pucheglazka" debility flat-faced "Margo" and a few imbitsilnaya "darned Concertina" - over the weekend between Petyayarvi and Peter Losev under this monstrous rubber ladies was not equal. Extreme sports in the Leningrad region went to a sex shop-level. A very stormy for a neophyte Losevsky threshold on the Karelian Isthmus is now made to overcome latex aunts; kayaks, catamarans, kayaks and life jackets - the banality and the last century. The first competitions at insane Bubble Baba Challenge-2003 finished gentlemen - those who used the tactic of "samosplav freestyle with her aunt in the neck." Chauvinistic same alloy on top of the woman was rude and ineffective. The correspondent of "Izvestia" has studied the experience of the second capital of entertainment.

Actors extreme rafting - causing frightened rubber ladies. "Fisherwoman Sonya" with the unofficial nickname "Sturmbannführer" - it's a shock. "Sonia" - the degenerative inflatable woman Bubble Baba Challenge, a girl from a lower price range of erotic boats, delivered at the 80th kilometer of Priozersk highway near St. Petersburg: muscles hypertrophied, the head is round, face flat, streamlined, at the seams - cellulite, one eye is closed, the second mad. "Fisherwoman Sonia" - bald and tattooed anchor on the shoulder. That is because it is bald on "Sturmbannführer" his eye is one of the 100 participants Bubble Baba Lieutenant transport police station Moscow St. Petersburg Maxim Novozhilov. Bald he dragged a woman from St. Petersburg.

 - No, no one in my department does not know I'm here - Lieutenant seems tricked everyone. - I am familiar with aerodynamics and ergonomics, and so bald woman to descend the river - that is necessary. I liked the fact that she had a flat aerodynamic person: good will flow to bathe.

Lieutenant looks at the flotation device, not as a woman: he says that "Sonya" looks like a degenerate - especially the embarrassing proportions of the body in relation to the head. Live warm-blooded woman Bubble Baba behaved differently, rubber women are perceived as opponents all tried to pull them even panties. Or draw them. Dressed woman swims better, they say. Organizer extreme erotic-alloy Pin (also a graduate of the Physics Department of St. Petersburg University and package designer Dmitry Bulavinov) spit, chastely watercraft or not. Cheap rubber aunt - just Hochma, he smiles.

 - Look at her - Pin hugs the waist inflated idiot with a very persistent signs debilizma at the place where the person. - What is the sex means so - kitsch, delirium, banter, no nonsense. In Germany, the swimming baths; we, St. Petersburg, swim in rubber women.

For 200 rubles a woman can be rented right here: in the meadow by the lake Sukhodolov thousand-aunt were piled send mushroom pickers lost jaw. From megaphone razdatchitsy women flowed: "There are still women who need them, go to the front desk. Take as long as give. " The smartest brought their own - from smart Zachary Schwartz nice beautiful woman. $ 300 new. Zahar bought / used for fifty dollars. Zakharova "Rapid starlet" - girl with blond braids, for which Schwartz will be held during the rafting. A Losevsky threshold for neophytes - a terrible, terrible, turbulent river.

How exactly with the women down the rapids, no one really knew. At the briefing - a gathering of serious men with rubber lady armpits. Accountant Denis Alimov - a lifesaver. Alimov said that it is better to keep your head in front of women's own - let it beat against the rocks, the brain is still there. He also said that regulations prohibited a woman tied to the body and tuck it under the lifejacket. Bear in hands, teeth, feet - as you like.

 - The buoyancy of the rubber at the nuclear woman - from 30 to 100 liters depending on the model, - says accountant rescue. - But there are disadvantages: the design does not provide for so-called coverages - fasteners under the knee on a catamaran.

But there are other natural physiological bulge. The "Sony fisherwoman" they are special. Clutching his bust "Sturmbannführer" first walked to start the St. Petersburg police authorities in the truck. Lieutenant Novozhilov proudly told "Izvestia", that "they" (not otherwise - UVDT) often stand in Losev, in a smoke floated on the threshold of life jackets on. And now, finally, he Baba - a policeman called it "a victory."

It was three in the semi-finals. Guys flops into the water, after which they were carried helplessly adrift. "Victory" has suffered injury from hell "Gendarme" and did not win policeman too far with the forms. "Izvestia" witnessed as a lieutenant, opening his intelligent eyes, a woman dragged to the shore in his mouth. On the bank, Mr. Novozhilov professional swore. But the gentlemanly respect to latex Galatea, Komsomolskaya Pravda, Matilda and Mumu helped. The first to come to the finish line, those who tied the legs of women on his belly so that the lady provided behind and no one interfered. The latter - the types that all the responsibility is shifted to the ladies fell on top of them. Couples missionary positions were defeated. Best Regards inflatable women were at the head of the St. Petersburg Supply Company "Openwork" Alexander Korolev. 5 minutes 36 seconds supply vessel sailed with a woman on his back first. Got a prize - a comb with handle-phallus, I blushed as grader, and disappeared between already piled in a heap of used boats. Korolev led the "Izvestia" maxim: even with the ladies of the polyvinyl chloride (500 rubles - a piece) to behave like a real man. And according to the bubble-womanizer pins, the summer of 2004 will check the St. Petersburg ladies - this will give: peterburzhenki float on rubber macho. If you manage to find them - the first rubber woman appeared in the city in 1993, and men with toy is still a problem. They are not wanted: in short supply only genuine.

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