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Dad Goes to eight years old son in a streetcar. Sonny looks out the window and commented:
 - Wow! Live horse !!!
Dad, not looking up from the paper, stick in synochku savory slap:
 - To me these American catchwords no longer heard! How should I talk?
Son: - shit! .. !! ..
Horse
And Prince Ivan pulled the bow ...
And so ended the fairy tale about Cipollino ...

I asked Ivan Tsarevich Vasilisa the Beautiful 13 rubles for beer. She denied him Vasilisa. How was the toad, and remains ...

There are two homeless:
 - Where do you live?
 - Nowhere.
 - So, the neighbors.

 - Mom, give me some tea!
 - Son, ask in an amicable way!
 - Mom, give tea is good!

 - You have a vision?
 - Minus five ...
 - Uh, probably cold ...

Blonde:
 - I can not sleep in the dark: I do not understand, I closed my eyes or not!

 - Guys, you know - Pasha blue!
 - Fuuuuuuuu and we had kissed ...

 - Hey, what is "the bane of-san»?
 - "Sykin son." And where did you get this?
 - Yes you on y t-shirt says.
 - Ahh, then ny "beach sun».

The two are making love in the car. The glass knocking a policeman.
 - What are you doing here?
Guy:
 - Girls fuck.
 - Hmm, I'm next.
 - I like it. I've never fucked police.

 - I have a cat, stsuko, direct some beaver!
 - What gnaws furniture?
 - No. Pond everywhere!

 - Well, so what you Zeus? And I - Hercules!
 - Wow, a talking mess!

Can I paint the eggs with a brush?
You can, if the husband is not afraid of tickling.

 - Do you have water?
 - Do not water the water.
 - Then give me the water !!!
 - Do not water, and water.
 - Yes, I see you dick get drunk!

 - Till! Good luck!
 - Yes, you yourself !!!
mudacha
Young couple having breakfast.
He: - Favorite eggs
She: - Cool or boiled?
He: - Stroke!

 - Guys, I have a machine - "nine».
 - So you've been w "Six»?
 - Being turned.

One man to another:
 - You married for 10 years, and has never changed! Why?
 - Well ... The reason is two things ...
 - ... Probably love and devotion?
 - No! Laziness and porn!

 - Do you ever go riding on a deer?
 - Yes, and I cried, "Oh, Lena!"