Phrase for which 25 years ago would have sent you to the loony bin

The world around us is changing incredibly fast. We collected a few phrases, and offer you mentally say them in the early 1990s. The effect is achieved!

• «I'll be in the woods, but you're my call».
• «I already hand froze to talk to you».
• «I accidentally erased" War and world "».
• «Damn, I can not enter into the post».
• «I have a letter for you ten minutes ago he sent, you got?»
• «I I can not talk to you, you always disappear ».
• « Put me money on the tube ».
• « Tomorrow I imagine brains dokuplyu ».
• « I shake my elf ».
• « Let's gave him a home theater ».
• « I WWII for Germans passed ».
• « You're on the phone Countin ' .
• «rename the folder».
• «Give me 50 rubles metro».
• «slide I charge».
• « I Claudia does not plow ».
• « Do not tell what time it is, and I phone at home forgot? »
• « I screw flew ».
• "I hacked».
• «While the car was traveling, had time to listen to the book». ul>