Phrase for which 25 years ago would have sent you to the loony bin

The world around us is changing incredibly fast. We collected a few phrases, and offer you mentally say them in the early 1990s. The effect is achieved!

• «I'll be in the woods, but you're my call». «I already hand froze to talk to you». «I accidentally erased" War and world "». «Damn, I can not enter into the post». «I have a letter for you ten minutes ago he sent, you got?» «I I can not talk to you, you always disappear ». « Put me money on the tube ». « Tomorrow I imagine brains dokuplyu ». « I shake my elf ». « Let's gave him a home theater ». « I WWII for Germans passed ». « You're on the phone Countin ' . «rename the folder». «Give me 50 rubles metro». «slide I charge». « I Claudia does not plow ». « Do not tell what time it is, and I phone at home forgot? »« I screw flew ». "I hacked». «While the car was traveling, had time to listen to the book».