The dialogues, which can be heard only in Odessa

Odessa - a special city. On the unique humor and slang, famous of its inhabitants were legends, write books and make films. Casual conversations Odessites deserve special attention - they are so colorful, picturesque and full of unusual turns of phrase.

Website

• - Tell me, dear, if I go down this street, there is the bus station?
  - There will be a bus, even if you do not go there! - Sarochka that you give the New Year?
  - Yes Dari what you want! The main thing is reflected in fur beautiful diamond earrings! - Sam, I heard you got married?
  - Did so.
  - Congratulations! Are you happy?
  - Sarah says yes. - Monia, I sho do not understand! It is you who spoiled the mood for me?
  
  
  
  
  • - Tsilechka, dear, what's for dinner?
    - Very lazy cabbage rolls.
    - And this is?
    - Cabbage on the balcony, minced meat in the freezer.
  • - Dr. Katz, I just sho ate herring and washed down with milk. Say mytym eat grapes or is it not essential?! - Fima, turn on the news! Who out there is worse than us? - Simochka can ask you for a moment? Why would vie wear a wedding ring on the wrong hand?
    - It's funny to say! I married the wrong man.
    
    
    
    
    • - Izzy, you settled?
      - No, it is working.
    • - You, Monechka, of course, should be your opinion! And now my mother tells it to you ...
    • - Fima, and where did you meet a girl?
      - As where? Deribasovskaya, under the lamp!
      - And sho, flashlight did not work? - Yasha, why drive so noisy?
      - The disc reading.
      - Shaw, out loud?! On Privoz:
      - Buy your wife a rose!
      - I have no wife.
      - Then his bride!
      - But I have no bride.
      - Buy on the same joy that you have a quiet life ...
      
      
      
      
      • - Sarochka, did not you notice?
        - No, what?
        - I was in a beauty salon.
        - And Shaw was closed?
      • - Ronchik! Just so you know, she should be able to roll three things: banks, eyes and hysterical!
        - Yes, and her lip ...
      • At the bottom of Birth:
        - And sho you Esik such wish Schaub then not much to envy?
      • - Rose, I'll buy you a diamond ring. And then a mink coat, a boat, and then ...
        - Listen, Fima, buy at least a glass of juice - joy to drink.
        
        
        
        
        • - Yasha thought that little Sophie still crazy about him. It turned out she was crazy before him.
        • Check for Privoz:
          - Do you have documents on this fish?
          - A sho you still need? Death Certificate?
        • - Izzy, we're already in an age when a woman's consent is not happy and scary.
        • In the Odessa restaurant:
          - Tell me, salad today?
          - I'll tell you more: he also tomorrow! - Abraham and Shaw is Sarochka not heard? ..
          - That she tore his voice, proving to me, Shaw can still silent ...
          
          
          
          
          • - I'm sorry, you did not tell me how to get to the Deribasovskaya?
            - Ah, young man, you're probably the first time in Odessa. Deribasovskaya not go on Deribasovskaya walk slowly ... In the tram:
            - The devil knows what! This crush I for two hours standing on one leg!
            - And imagine, just for my!
          • - Abram! You know, I found a new way to get rich!
            - Very good! But I have held you! - I really liked the dinner with you, but perhaps it's time to leave. But do not worry - not to see me.
            - What do you mean, it's not a concern, it is a pleasure. Even more of the Odessa humor: So they say in Odessa (part 2)
            
            Also read: Jewish wisdom post
            
            via www.adme.ru/svoboda-kultura/evrejskoj-mudrosti-post-701210/