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• - Monya, I still cooked soup! Come eat!
  - Taki
  from what? ! - From the last of my strength
• Sarah Abramovna son cries from the window:
  - Boris! Do not hit so hard Izya: sweat and cold
• The Jewish mother is considered that the fetus can not be considered viable, until he graduated from medical school or law school
  • Experienced Solomon Markovich teaches young neighbor:
    - Leva, look here, and remember: a woman - it's always a surprise, but not always the same gift - Izzy, listen to mom and get used to think! If you like Rose - you can not lose time: women are younger, they are more intelligent. And chances are you less and less!
    
    
    
    
  • - Fima, you know, sho takoe
    etiquette? - Shaw
    ? - Etiquette - is when you think: "I hope you died!" And say, "Hello!»
  • How Aunt Celia said, "Remember, Lyudmilochka, a woman is always a diamond. But get out of it a diamond or diamond drill - it depends on the skill of the cutter »
  • -! Fima, now stop
    ! - Little Sophie, but I did not say a word ...
    - You think too loud
  • -! Tsiperovich Madam, how can you? All my life I have lived in Odessa and do not know how to swim!
    - Yasha, you have 30 years of living next to Domodedovo - and that can fly -? Girl, and I still absolutely free
    ! - Wait, man, let's be clear: free and no one needs
  • - Sofa L. and sho is your daughter Haechka so thin
    ?? - Rose Moiseevna and where are ve seen Schaub on vipers grew fat
  • -?! Sarochka what you have me economical
    ! - Sho such Dodik? You sho do not like something?
    - Oh, on the contrary! I still admire when you darn my socks thread from tea bags
    
    
    
    
    • Rose Markovna life teaches very young little Sophie:!
      - And remember the most important thing: Cold woman should bask in the coat, bought only for their money
    • - Sarah Abramovna, you are so sweet cheeks
      !. - Oh, Sema, it's not! Taki is bags under the eyes
    • As my Aunt Celia: "Man must be lucky three times: from someone born, from whom to learn and to marry»
      
      
      
      
      • Odessa spouse scandals:
        - Sarochka, you still only care about money
        ! - Monya, I do not care about the money! They soothe me
      • At the Odessa women two problems: the mirror and scales. There is a passport, but it can be lost
      • -. Oh, Rose Moiseevna, you so clever woman
        ! - I'm not clever - I experienced. It would be smart - would not have such an experienced
      • -. Faechka docha, you just need a little love
        ! - I beg you, my mother, in whom is now possible to fall in love ?!
        - Oh, really still difficult to find a victim ...
      • Tip from Kira's aunt: "If you do not let go of her husband to drink beer with the men, he starts drinking champagne with women" <. /
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