School masterpieces

Here we have collected quotes from school essays. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes absurd. But always - on the original construction of thought or phrase. 1. In the summer we boys went camping overnight, and took with them only what is necessary: ​​potatoes, tent and Maria Ivanovna.

2. Tractor raced across the field, slightly smelling ...





3. Died Mikhail Lermontov in the Caucasus, but he loved it not so!



4. Plyushkin piled in a corner at a whole bunch and every day to enclose.

5. Lena went to a duel in the trousers. They parted, and a shot rang out.



6. Dantes was not worth a damn Pushkin.



7. courtyard entered two horses. These were the sons of Taras Bulba.



8. Onegin liked Byron, so he hung it over the bed.

9. Gherasim put a saucer on the floor, and began poking him muzzle.



10. Onegin was hard inside, and he came to relieve Tatiana.



11. Lermontov was born with his grandmother in the village where his parents lived in St. Petersburg.

12. Chatsky went through the anus and podpёrnul door with a stick.

13. Gerasim Mume poured boiling.



14. Poor Liza tore flowers and that his mother nursed



15. Khlestakov sat in the cart and shouted: "Drive on, darling, to the airport!"

16. Chatsky father died in childhood.

17. Pierre was a man of so peed spirits.

18. Under the old age of his bedridden cancer.

19. Suddenly, Herman heard the creaking springs. It was the princess.



20. Kabaniha groped Katerina soft spot every day and pressured him.

21. Rostovs had three daughters: Hatasha, Sonya and Nikolay.

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22. Taras sat on the horse. The horse bent, and then laughed.



23. Tatiana soul full of love and can not wait, as if to pour it someone.

24. It was the French regiment and Kutuzov.

25. Onegin was a rich man: in the morning he was sitting in the dressing room and then went to the circus.



26. Peter jumped off the podium and ran for Eugene loudly tsokaya hooves.



27. Nose Gogol filled with profound meaning.



28. The deaf-mute Gerasim disliked gossip and told the truth.

29. Turgenev satisfy neither fathers nor children.



30. These girls, Olga, have long been fed up with Onegin, and Pushkin, too.

31. Mikhail Lermontov I met in kindergarten.



32. Gerasim ate at four, and worked alone.



33. Pechorin Bela stole in a rush of feelings and wanted by her love
closer to the people. But he did not succeed. Not managed it and it
Maxim Maksimych.

34. Chichikov many positive features: it is always shaved and smells.

35. Pugachev helped Grinyov not only work, but also his love for Masha.



36. silky blond curls were beaten out from under her lace apron.

37. The sons came to Taras and become familiar with it.



38. FAMUSOV condemns his daughter that Sophia in the morning and already a man.

39. Thus, seized Pechorin Bela and Kazbich - Karakezom.

40. Natasha was a true Russian nature, very fond of nature and often went into the yard.



41. Tatyana Shulga cast and contacted Mumu.

42. Grushnitski was aiming carefully on the forehead, the bullet grazed knee.

43. Poets of the XIX century were thin-skinned people: they are often killed in duels



44. Here he first learned Russian colloquial speech of the nurse Arina.

45. The first successes of Pierre Bezukhov in love was bad - he just got married.

46. ​​As a result of increased Tikhon is not a man, but a real sheep.



47. Kirsanov sat in the bushes, but that we should not have seen.

48. First, Tatiana dearly loved Onegin, and he did not see in his eyes. But when she went cold, Eugene decided to start all over again. It was late.

49. The Chairman took so milkmaids of living that increased milk production immediately.



50. When I read the novel Gorky's "Mother", that he wanted to become a mother.

51. Ha field groans of the wounded and the dead.

52. In the forest was an extraordinary flavor and I also stopped to stand.

53. Fly on crutches is not easy, but he has learned.



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