Rules of Life Simpsons

Exactly 26 years ago on the TV channel «Fox» debuted one of the longest and most successful animated series - "The Simpsons." It has grown more than one generation, and it is not surprising, because a wonderful cartoon, moderately naive and damn funny.

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• Do not worry, we do not have money. After all, there are things that can not be bought for any money. For example, Dinosaur. Homer Simpson - Homer, I like me you still?
  - Of course.
  - And if you pull other women?
  - Why do I need someone else's cake, when close its rump?
  
  
  
  
  • To be loved, you have to be all good every day. To hate - do not have to strain at all. Homer Simpson Father bedtime wraps me as much as anyone else. And you know what? None of the monster before me did not get. Lisa Simpson - You knocked me the light! How will I have no TV? Homer Simpson
    
    
    
    
    • The Fool and money parted quickly. I would pay a lot of money to someone who explained to me the law. Homer Simpson I knew you would forget to buy me a gift, so my gift to you - it is your gift to me. Marge Simpson - And how much will it cost?
      - It's free!
      - Sounds expensive.
      
      
      
      
      • - Is it true that the money will go to help children?
        - Yes, we are all someone's children ... I was actually hard to surprise ... Oh! The blue car! Homer Simpson How many interesting things you say! What a pity that it is of little interest to me. Homer Simpson Oh my God! Space aliens! Do not eat me. I have a wife and children. Eat them! Homer Simpson
        
        
        
        
        • I see no reason to leave the house. We are still every time to go back. Homer Simpson - Marge, we leave here, get rich and the head of the family!
          - Homer, we already have a family!
          - Head of the better! Who am I kidding his genius lies ?! Homer Simpson Be patient, Lisa! We are women and, therefore, can endure forever! Marge Simpson
        • For the alcohol! The cause and the solution to all problems. Homer Simpson
          
          
          
          
          • I will do for you anything ... if it's not too difficult. Homer Simpson Life is more than what we see. Everyone needs to believe in something. Marge Simpson
            
            
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